This is not a joke, Perezcious readers! This is Instagram-official!
And in emoji form, no less!
Ch-ch-check it out (below)!
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We just love hearing our favorite actors and actresses explaining why they got into the business!
From the hilarious Zach simply stating, "I'm an actor," to Orange is the New Black's Uzo opening up about her transition from wannabe track star to a full fledged actress, the opener was simply flawless.
Aww, we just love tradition!
So, what was YOUR favorite I'm An Actor speech?
There was some stiff competition, but Birdman flew away with first Critics' Choice Movie Award of the night!
Alejandro González Iñárritu's black comedy won the award for Best Acting Ensemble thanks to the excellent work from Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis, Edward Norton, Emma Stone, Naomi Watts, Amy Ryan, and Andrea Riseborough.
While crushing its competition, Birdman beat out the casts from Boyhood, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Imitation Game, Into the Woods, and Selma.
Birdman was the most nominated film of the entire night, so it's no surprise that it started off with a win.
We wonder if it'll be able to sweep all 13 of its categories!?
Brad Pitt might be one of the greatest guests on Between Two Ferns, yet!
The Fury star stopped by to chat with Zach Galifianakis and HIGHlarity ensued, obviously!
Aside from getting Brad's name completely wrong, there was a special appearance from Louis C.K. because, who else are you going to bring in when interviews start getting awkward?
To make matters worse, Zach started asking Brad about his relationship with Angelina Jolie and asked the actor to compare it to when Ross and Rachel first kissed.
Ross and Rachel!! The audacity! LOLz!
See how Brad reacted to the whole thing (below)!
Zach Galifianakis refuses to play into the whole Hollywood thing.
So when he showed up visibly slimmer at the premiere of his new movie, Birdman, people obviously had tons of questions he didn't care to answer.
Mainly like what happened and where did all the weight go?
Zach Galifianakis has lost a lot of weight!
But does that mean he's any less funny? Not on your life! In fact, he's right back to his old deadpan self!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see him and Jimmy Fallon one-up each other with the most amazing excuses we've ever heard!
Speaking of excuses, he totally avoids dishing on his weight loss secret! But you can hear his joke answer and more in his Tonight Show interview (below)!
Ladies and gentlemen, the man before you is none other than actor Zach Galifianakis!
The funnyman attended the final night of the New York Film Festival, where he showed off his slim new frame this weekend.
Na na na na na na na na, Bird-man!
Birdman? Wait, WHAT??
Michael Keaton, a.k.a. the dude who spent the '90s playing Batman in two AH-Mazing Tim Burton movies, stars as a washed-up actor who was once an iconic superhero in Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)!
Ha! We see what writer/director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu did there!
Ch-ch-check out the outrageous and totally self-reflexive teaser trailer for yourself (above)!
Whoa! Keaton strips down to his tighty-whiteys, dodges fireballs, AND beats the crap out of Ed Norton?!!? This looks in-SANE!