Archive for the 'Brooke Candy' Category

Warning: what you may see in the above video is very seXXXY and not meant for virgin eyes!!

But if Beyoncé singing about girls running the world wasn’t enough girl power for you, our sassy Miss Brooke Candy now assures us that Pussy Make The Rules in her new music vid!! Ha!

This most recent Brooke Candy video is full of horror-inspired props and imagery, and we can't get enough! Gurl gets kinky and messy as she raps her heart out. As usual, we love every second of it!!!

Also, Candy totally OWNS her own pussy through this entire video, LOLz!

Ch-ch-check it out! (above)

If you wanna get with Brooke Candy, you better have some SERIOUS CASH!

By now, you probably know that we fell in LOVE with the naughty rapper at first listen, and in her latest song, STACK, there's no shortage of her trademark, raunchy rhymes!

Ch-ch-check out the awesome track (above)!

In her song, Mizz Candy warns the boys that if they're planning on getting with her, they better have the Benjamins to back it up!

And is it just us, or do we hear a little NeNe Leakes at the beginning of the song?? Must have something to do with her cashin' those Trump checks! LOLz!!

STEP AWAY FROM THE HURRR!!!

We ADORE the sassy stylings of Brooke Candy; her rhymes are dirty as f*ck, and her gritty, harsh beatz are the perfect background sound for when you're feeling a teensy bit NAUGHTY!

Her latest tune, titled Don't Touch My Hair Hoe, is just as deliciously DEVIANT as any of her previous musical treats!

Slather your ears in Brooke Candy's salacious new song-spread (above)!

As usual, we've gotten the SWEETEST sugar rush from Brooke!

And in case you missed it…

CLICK HERE to watch Brooke's CHEEKY performance at our 35th birthday bash!!!

Haaaay you scintillating slice of b-day cake!!

We were SO honored to serve up the sticky-sweet Brooke Candy at Perez Hilton's RAGIN 35th birthday pajama party!

We gobbled that sh*t up so fast, we'll have pieces of Mz. Candy stuck in our teeth fo DAYYZZZZ!

Get DOWN with Brooke while she performs Everybody Does (above)!

And yes, you do get a DELICIOUS eyeful of her enviable ASSests. LOLz!

SO MANY HEARTS, Brooke! Girl is always the PERFECT musical solution for when we wanna get sextra naughty!!

And thanks thanks THANKS again to all the other WONDROUS people who performed at our party! It was a real life DREAM!

Thirty-five has never looked so FIERCE!

We like to throw every party like it's the most fabulous one ever, but this year, with the birth of our bouncing baby boy, it really was!!!

Saturday was a milestone birthday for us and we spent the entire evening in our pajamas at the El Rey with our closest friends and family!!

We are simply honored and blessed to have so many ah-mazing people in our lives! In fact, all this reminiscing is getting us misty-eyed right now!!

Thankfully, we took tons of pics and video to go with our fond memories which will indeed last a lifetime!!

Pr-pr-press PLAY on the pink (above) to see us sporting matching PJs with Momma Perez and Perez Jr.!

Awww! Three generations of Perez!! We love it!!

Thanks again to performers Dev, Hoodie Allen, Elle King, Tori Kelly, Brooke Candy, Travis Garland, MNDR, Jeffrey Tonnesen, and DJ Rashida for help making Saturday so spectacular!!

We truly love you all!

CLICK HERE to view an ah-mazing photo gallery of 2013's SXSW edition of a truly epic One Night In… Austin party!!!

CLICK HERE to view an ah-mazing photo gallery of 2013's SXSW edition of a truly epic One Night In… Austin party!!!

CLICK HERE to view an ah-mazing photo gallery of 2013's SXSW edition of a truly epic One Night In… Austin party!!!

For the sixth straight year, we took our talented friends to Austin and blew everyone's minds with SXSW's most ass-kicking event!

Words haven't been invented to accurately describe the awesomeness of Sunday's One Night In… Austin partAAy, but we will try and paint a picture of the gloriousness anyway!!

There was fabulous music and delicious drinks! Our favorite celebz mingled with our perezilicous fans!

Fall Out Boy surprised the crap out of everyone by playing a fabulous set!

And, best of all, we raised over $53,000 for two of our fantastic charities!!!

It's true!!

In addition to showcasing the most anticipated performances at SXSW, our event successfully raised $53,000 for VH1 Save The Music Foundation, a non-profit organization dedicated to restoring instrumental music education in America's public schools and GLSEN, the Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring safe schools for all and creating a world in which every child learns to respect and accept all people, regardless of sexual orientation!

We're proud to have collected so much cash for such great causes, but we certainly couldn't have done it alone!

We couldn't have thrown such an amazing party and raised so much money without

Brooke Candy in da house!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our favoritest new female MC is the latest performer we are stoked to announce will be taking the stage at our huge One Night In Austin party on March 16th!

Don't know Brooke Candy yet? Get familiar above!

She will be joining collaborator and friend Charli XCX on our lineup, as well as Paloma Faith and Stooshe - as well as many other hot acts we have yet to announce.

The only way to get GUARANTEED entry into our party is to buy tickets! And, even cooler, 100% of ticket sales will be split directly between the two non-profits we work the most closely with, Vh1's Save The Music Foundation and GLSEN, the Gay & Lesbian Straight Education Network. Both cater specifically to helping young people!

CLICK HERE to buy your tickets now and get GUARANTEED ENTRY to our 6th annual One Night In Austin!!!!

CLICK HERE to buy your tickets now and get GUARANTEED ENTRY to our 6th annual One Night In Austin!!!!

CLICK HERE to buy your tickets now and get GUARANTEED ENTRY to our 6th annual One Night In Austin!!!!

CLICK HERE to buy your tickets now and get GUARANTEED ENTRY to our 6th annual One Night In Austin!!!!

CLICK HERE to buy your tickets now and get GUARANTEED ENTRY to our 6th annual One Night In Austin!!!!

Buying tickets is the only way to get guaranteed entry. SXSW festival badges will be honored if capacity allows.