There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Vivid Entertainment always has the best porn parodies! We mean we've heard…
Anyway…the porno version of The Avengers was directed by award-winning director Axel Braun, from an original script by Braun and Mark Logan.
"'The AvengersXXX Parody' parodies some of the major superheroes, like the ridiculously sexy Ms. Marvel and Scarlet Witch, which have always been part of the erotic fantasies of every adult entertainment fan. And my Nick Fury can totally kick Samuel L. Jackson's ass."
The movie actually looks pretty dang funny.
We're not sure how many names you'd recognize, but a big one is Chyna! She plays She-Hulk.
Check out the video (above) for a SFW clip from the movie, which drops on their website HERE on May 1st, and then in stores May 8th.
In the adventurous wrestling parody, Chyna takes on NINE guys, all dressed like professional wrestlers.
And since Chyna dated Triple H back in the day, she's familiar with his…er…"style."
Looks Chyna is taking her porn career VERY seriously!
We wish her the best of luck if it makes her happy!
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Wow wow wow.
Well, we guess this one looks a whole lot more professional than her last foray!
Then again, there's nothing that professional about taking it up the booty or having lesbian threesomes, but she certainly does look like she's enjoying herself, so hey!
Whatever works, gurl!
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Chyna, the former 9th wonder of the world from the WWE, has returned to the wrestling ring!
Instead of returning to WWE, where her career began in 1997, Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has gone to TNA and Vince McMahon, CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, is pissed!
The female wrestler, who held the intercontinental championship and ran with the boys of DX, stepped out of the WWE in 2001 due to personal reasons, but appeared on the rival wrestling circuit's taping last Tuesday.
Another former-WWE star, Mankind, announced her as Kurt Angle's tag-team partner at the Sacrifice, May's pay-per-view event, on Sunday, May 15th.
Sources say McMahon was considering placing Chyna in the WWE Hall of Fame, but is furious with her decision to join TNA and has dismissed the idea of recognizing a rival wrestling organization's talent.
Although TNA can't utter the name "Chyna", since it is property of McMahon, fans erupted in applause when she appeared.
Her career has been riddled with up's and down's so far, but we have feeling the wrestling superstar is on the rise again.
Back in September, former wrestler Chyna was rushed to the hospital for alleged alcohol poisoning.
However, her manager Sato came forward to state she actually she had a bad reaction to Benadryl.
Adding that her "hands were sharking after taking the medication", which prompted an ambulance being called.
Now months later, the 911 call has finally been released.
Listen to the clip below.
Such sad circumstances, but glad she pulled through!
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