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Awkward turtle! Torpe tortuga!
Now visitors are plastering anti-pedophilia messages all over his likeness! It's gotten so bad that cops have had to intervene!
The quaint town's normally good-natured residents keep vandalizing the American filmmaker's statue because ___________________________.
See more pics of Woody's statue (below)!
[Image via Twitter.]
What the SHIZ is this?!?
But it seems now that he has a little Mini Anderson, he's using it for the most evil of all evils: creating puns.
He posted the pic (above) to his Instagram along with the caption:
Mini Cooper in a Mini Mini Cooper. @MINIUSA
LOLz! We like the pun, but we fo' serious cannot get over the creepiness of the doll!
How did he get it?! Was it gifted to him? Did he order it?!
WE MUST KNOW!!
Regardless, when you look at the picture, your first thought is ____________________?
[Image via Instagram.]
Whoa, dude! That's one totally chilled out bear!!
At the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony, the world was introduced to the official larger-than-life mascots for the winter games!
But, one particular bear looked especially relaxed, which makes us wonder…. this furry beast was smoking ______________ before the ceremonies, which had Putin thinking, "_______________________________!"
Most were watching the Super Bowl this past Sunday, but not us!
We were all about the Puppy Bowl X!!!
In the picture (above) you can totally see him being dog-handled by lots of amazing puppies!
His face displays horror, but that's a front, and what this celebrity ref is really thinking is ___________________________________!!
[Image via Animal Planet.]
Joan and John found themselves backstage for the rehearsal for the Howard Stern Birthday Bash, which happens tonight at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City.
And what happens when two stars find themselves in a confined space? One of them ignores the other, of course!
Joan posted this photo to Twitter, with this HIGHlarious caption:
"Backstage at Howard Stern's Birthday show rehearsal. Having a great conversation with John Mayer's shoulders!"
We'd gladly have a conversation with any body part of John's!
After this photo was taken, Johnny boy turned around and said, "_________________."
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[Image via Twitter.]
If you think Julia Louis-Dreyfus is HIGHlarious as the Veep, then take a look at this wise guy!
Vice President Joe Biden was President Barack Obama's most enthusiastic and visible cheerleader during Tuesday night's totally persuasive State of the Union Address, but at one point he couldn't stop himself from cracking up!
He clearly LOST IT when the President said, "___________________," which maybe reminded Mr. Biden of ________________________ instead.