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Matt Damon and Justin Timberlake look stoned stoked to be at the Guns N’ Roses show at the Hiro Ballroom in New York last night because _______________.

(P.S. - We're digging Hobo Justin! Now, GO MAKE SOME MORE MUSIC!!!)

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At the memorial service for Etta James on Saturday, Christina Aguilera _______________.

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We all know Paris Hilton loves to pAArty!!!

And Jonny Lennon's 4AM Funday party in Tao Park City at the Sundance Film Festival was her most recent midnight adventure.

Sunday night, Paris danced in the DJ booth all night long with Jesse Marco, DJ Jus-Ske, DJ Sinatra, & DJ Theory for Drake, Cuba Gooding Jr, Chris Rock, James Marsden, Spike Lee, and owner Noah Tepperberg.

But as she dances the night away, what's probably really going through her head is ____________________.

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Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich, while at a support rally at — wait for it — Wings Plus in FL, pointed to the heavens and said _________________________.

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Jennifer Lopez gave the stank face to America last night on Idol because _______________.

(P.S. - If you make the face she's making and stare at the picture long enough, she kind of looks like Jane Fonda. Right?)

Katherine Heigl, looking elegant and perfect on her way to the NYC premiere of her movie One For The Money, was approached and subsequently kissed by this bearded gentlemen in camouflage who is NOT her beard beau Josh Kelley.

As she enters into stranger danger territory, she's most likely thinking ___________________________.

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While frying up some wings during a rally at Wings Plus in Coral Springs, Florida, Rick Santorum is thinking _______________________.

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