British trainwreck Kerry Katona's communication with the outside world has been cut off!

After taking back her douchebag of a husband, who completely squeezed the reality TV star's bank account dry, friends and family are now saying that Mark Croft has taken away Katona's cell phone and he is the only one allowed to answer her calls!

Not okay!!

Katona's financial advisor, Frank Cochran has not been able to get ahold of the vodka-loving Brit since Mark and Kerry reconciled this past weekend.

"It was quite weird. I don't know what the hell was going on," said Cochran to reporters.

Her family and friends need to intervene!

Now!

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So maybe this is the reason why Kerry Katona' nanny quit after just one week!

On Friday, Vodka Katonic announced that she is divorcing her douchebag husband of 2 years, Mark Croft, after it was discovered that he had "bled her finances dry."

But, now, sources are saying that Kerry is taking Croft back!

The couple was seen kissing and making up in public yesterday, even after Croft has left her in a state of bankruptcy.

Friends are reportedly and understandably angered by Kerry's actions, and her her post-divorce appointed accountant, Frank Cochran, told the Mirror: "Kerry is a very vulnerable young lady but she is just taking the mickey out of people if she does this."

Don't do it, Kerry! No matter how many margaritas salted with your tears you drink!

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Kerry Katona is having quite the shiteous week!

First the nanny, now the husband!

Cameras for Katona's latest MTV UK reality shit show,Kerry Katona: What's The Problem?, caught the trainwreckalicious Brit on tape yesterday confirming her divorce from husband Mark Croft!

Katona called her publicist in tears, explaining, “I’ve got a lawyer involved. Me and Mark are getting a divorce. We really are… All I can say was, you were all fucking right. I’ve just told me mum and please don’t say ‘I told you so.’ It’s the last thing I need to hear.”

The infamous couple tied the knot in 2007 on Valentine's Day, and in the short time they were married Katona gave birth to two tots, Heidi and Max.

How much longer before we see the freshly single, hard-pAArtying mom boozing it up on the town???

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British trainwreck Kerry Katona's "traditional schoolmarm-style" nanny has quit, after just 1 week with the six four kids.

Opting for an older, more mature woman instead of someone younger, Katatonic hired Lisa, who is in her 50s and refused to take any nonsense from Kerry and her husband Kerry's 4 kids. She quit after a week saying the "job wasn't for her."

Kerry's gone through 5 nannies in 3 years. Now former nanny Gemma, who is dating Kerry's brother-in-law, is back in charge of Molly, Lilly Sue, Heidi, and Maxwell. Gemma apparently quit before because she "wanted to make a stand – she felt put upon," and is now back on her own terms.

Or here's a novel idea: why doesn't Kerry take care of her own kids? Oh yeah, too busy boozing it up!

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Is there no end to Kerry Katona's woes?

The former Atomic Kitten is going down in a blaze of tabloid fodder, starting with her infamous Morning Show appearance, followed by losing her job with OK! Magazine, her Iceland endorsement deal jeopardized by her alcoholism, and reposession of her Porsche.

The situation is so dire now that her gold-digger husband, Mark, has been forced to finally get up off his butt and work!

The former cabbie has reportedly purchased all the materials neccessary to start a car-cleaning service.

For $60 an hour Kerry Katona's husband will come clean your car! And you can ask him what it's like to be the British Kevin Federline!

Good luck with that one!

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It sucks to be Kerry Katona!

It sucks to be her any time, but especially now.

Why????

The British trainwreck's nanny has just quit.

Perfect timing!

"No amount can compensate for the hassle she deals with," says a friend of the nanny.

Hey, it's recession time in America. If Kerry moves here, we're sure she'll find some help easily.

Britney's got a ton of discarded nannies out there!

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Times are tough, especially for our favorite British trainwrecks!

First, Jade Goody, whom is going through cancer treatment right now (sucky!), is losing her Bentley.

And, now, a similar fate befalls the even hotter mess known as Kerry Katona.

The former Atomic Kitten's car has been repossessed.

Sure, she drives a Porsche. Yes, it costs almost $150,000.

But she's merely steps away from the crack house. And we don't want that to happen, now do we????

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Fired again!

Kerry Katona's alcohol troubles have cost the Britwreck her MTV show, says the UK's Sun.

There are growing fears for her health so the show's been scrapped - for now.

MTV had planned to follow the former Atomic Kitten around Nashville, where she was going to attempt a music comeback. As a country music singer!

A network source told the tabloid, “Kerry is in no fit state to make a show. We have to wait and see how she fares in the immediate future. We want to see if she can start taking care of herself.”

Hope you're working with good professionals, Kerry.

Get it together!

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Look what happens when a celeb doesn't have a good PR gal/guy!

So last week, it was announced that the PR-less Brit trainwreck, Kerry Katona, was set to undergo a test to prove/disprove alcoholism because her $400K endorsement deal with UK food giant, Iceland, was in jeopardy.

After appearing 'wasted' on a Brit TV show, Kerry's employers 'asked' her to take said test in what appeared to be an effort to quell the outcries expressed by insulted customers.

Katona's meddling husband, former cabbie/dealer Mark Croft, said the following about the testing, "Iceland sorted everything out for us. They said: "We're concerned about Kerry, and want to make sure everything is fine."

But, come this weekend, Katona revealed in an interview:

"Four years ago I was diagnosed as an alcoholic after a stay in The Priory clinic. This is not common knowledge as I've never admitted it before. But this is a battle I will face for the rest of my life. I can get through days without a drink but it's hard. I never promise myself or my family that I can beat this addiction but I'll try bloody hard."

Is Iceland pissed that Kerry just didn't come clean to them?

This all could have been handled so much better!

We hope Kerry is getting help to stay sober.

Good luck, girl.

It's for the better!

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