Well, at least she knows that she can get a free carton of eggs whenever she needs it!
Kourtney Kardashian is moving in near to where Justin Bieber lives, because when you look up the definition of "perfect neighbor" in the dictionary, there's a small picture of the Biebs underneath!
Former NFL star Keyshawn Johnson sold the 12,000 square ft., 6 bedroom Calabasas house, which had a price tag of about $8 million, to Kourtney, who's moving in with Scott Disick, Penelope, and Mason!
This purchase comes after Keyshawn and Justin got in a confrontation over his reckless driving in their neighborhood!
Although a source has said it wasn't Justin behind the wheel at the time, it's still pretty relevant advice for Biebsy!
Sigh! If only JB would have listened to Keyshawn, maybe he wouldn't have been arrested and allegedly charged with drag racing, a DUI, driving on an expired license, and resisting arrest.
Meanwhile, we hope Kourtney's new house doesn't EGGS-perience the wrath of Justin cruel, cruel