That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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If we ask how much is that doggy in the window, and you say "$1.9 million," we'd probably pass out.
But here's the thing — that's how much a Tibetan mastiff puppy sold for in China's eastern province of Zhejiang!
Apparently a property developer paid the ridiculous price for the golden haired pup!
Mr. Zhang, the dog breeder who sold the pup, said:
This is so sad and so unnecessary!!
A Chinese man, known only as Mr. Yu, is suing a Beijing animal hospital over the death of his dog.
Don't feel bad for Yu, though, he was the one who sent his dog there for plastic surgery.
Haven't you seen The Sandlot?!?!?! Mastiffs just want to play!
A HUGE mastiff finds his way on top of the bed and once he's up there..he will NOT be getting off anytime soon.
All wants to do is NAP…and we wouldn't want to get on this pooch's bad side!
Still, this video (above) is absolutely too PRECIOUZ!!!!!
A breeder in Aken, Germany had two Mastiffs that just gave birth within three days of each other.
To 27 puppies!!!
That is quite the litter!
One of the dogs, Elfi, gave birth to 11 of the puppies.
The other dog, Anny, popped out the other 16!
This breeder is going to have a lot of cuteness on their hands!
Following the recent trend of talk show hosts running out of stuff to say and just showing youtube vids instead, Jimmy Kimmel showed a HIGHlarious clip on his show.
It's a chihuahua trying to play with an english mastiff.
We highly recommend you check out the above video for some serious LOLz.