What hard-pAArtying starlet stole clothes from a girl who was her roommate during one of her recent rehab stints (at Cirque Lodge)???????

Damn, girl, you should seek treatment for your kleptomania too!!!

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What closeted American Idol alum has finally got a boyfriend!

The repressed homo is dating another Broadway queen.

We know who he is and what show the new guy's in. But, it's more fun if you guess!

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What once hot TV actress whose career has now gone mushy has resorted to staging photo ops with a paparazzi agency to make money??? Maybe if she spent less on marijuana and more on an acting coach, she might get a job every once in a while!

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What E! channel personality has had surgery on her vagina because her girly bits were too large? Her boyfriend can really Handle her much better now!

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What lame Canadian band, fronted by a troll of a singer, had to use a voice corrector on MuchOnDemand this week because - yeah - they really suck live??????

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What model, who recently rekindled her romance with an A-list actor, should probably know that he's not being faithful to her? He's been hitting the bars a lot!

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What star, who just spent some time in the hospital, has been a permanent fixture at 25 Degrees lounge at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel the past few days, boozing it up???? Time to go to rehab! And get some "sleep."

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What recently rehabbed starlet was seen pAArtying it up at the new Thompson Hotel early Monday morning at an after-hours Grammy suite party???? She's back to her roots and her old habits!

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What pregnant singer was recently dumped by her boyfriend after she [insert] and now she's not with child. Frown!

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What buxom blonde is planning to get an abortion? The semi-retired actress' soon-to-be ex-husband was said to be livid when she was pAArtying on New Year's eve. Coke and unborn babies don't go well together!

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