What recently rehab-ed wacktress was spotted boozing up a storm at the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs on Friday????

Here's a hint: She's very blonde!

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Gwyneth Paltrow has used the latest GOOP newsletter to shit talk about a "frenemy" Paltrow was once total besties with!

Meow!

Says Gwyneth:

Back in the day, I had a "frenemy" who, as it turned out, was pretty hellbent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deept upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restained myself from fihting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and… happiness. There went the high road. So, why does it feel so good to hear something bad about someone you don't like? Or someone you DO like? Or someone you don't KNOW? I once asked the editor of a tabloid newspaper why all of the stories about a famous British couple had a negative bent. He said that when the headline was positive, the paper didn't sell. Why is that? What's wrong with us? I asked the sages to shed a little light.

Here's to washing our mouths out with soap…

Love,
Gwyneth

Hmmm!

Whoever could GOOP-y be talking about????

Our money's on Wino forever!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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What cast member of the new 90210 was spotted at the Pleasure Chest sex shop in Los Angeles on Thursday? Sources tell us the "naughty girl" was looking kind of fucked up, buying sex toys with her male friend.

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Think you know who the drunky in our blind item we posted last week refers to??

What supposedly recovering alcoholic was getting shitfaced drunk at Peter Dillon's in NYC last night???? He was boozing up a storm, playing pool and - towards the end of the evening - getting all agro and starting to pick fights with people!

It's now been revealed that the not-so-sober recovering alcoholic is none other than 24 star Kiefer Sutherland!

Sutherland, whose notorious for his drunken antics, started the night out quite calmly, according to bystanders! "He was initially soft-spoken, mellow and pleasant. He was ordering Maker's Mark whiskey cocktails and was even posing for some pictures."

It wasn't until a number of drinks later when another bar patron made a comment to Kiefer, which caused the TV star to fly off the handle. The two started pushing each other back and forth until Sutherland's friends stepped in to calm the poor alky down, the National Enquirer reports.

Kiefer apologized profusely for his poor judgement, even leaving a $20 tip for the trouble he caused, although a witness pointed out, "…he was so wasted, he flung the bill and it landed nowhere near the bar."

Aw.

At least he was sorry!!

We think it might be time to clean your act up for real this time, Kiefer!!

[Image via WENN.]

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What supposedly recovering alcoholic was getting shitfaced drunk at Peter Dillon's in NYC last night???? He was boozing up a storm, playing pool and - towards the end of the evening - getting all agro and starting to pick fights with people!

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What Bronx housewife has been calling the diva she once stole from for tips???? She's so desperate for a comeback that she's hellbent on them recording a duet together!

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Yes, that douchebag is leaving the TV show. But, wanna know the real reason? He's back on the drugs and alcohol, showing up late to work and being very unpleasant to work with. Is his homewrecking girlfriend gonna support him now???

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What couple is on the rocks because he is into drugs and she is not????

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What closeted celebutard spent the weekend in a posh hotel in Las Terrenas, Dominican Republic, with his Dominican boyfriend????

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