What young couple recently had an acrimonious split after she got pregnant and had an abortion????
What Hollywood funnyman just served his wife with divorce papers and has been secretly seeing a stripper named Bogie???
P.S. It's not George Lopez.
What revengeful TV star was was fired back in 2007 from Abercrombie and Fitch in Valencia for "theft"? Not to mention, effing another manager while on the clock who had a 2 year old son!
What two-time Oscar-winning actor was looking around to buy cocaine in Santa Barbara this weekend????
What blonde actress was sooooo drunk when leaving gay bar The Abbey in West Hollywood on Sunday that she popped a squat and urinated outside the establishment???
Hint: Her name is not Earl!
Sadly, there were no paparazzi there to take pics.
What recently rehab-ed wacktress was spotted boozing up a storm at the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs on Friday????
Here's a hint: She's very blonde!
Gwyneth Paltrow has used the latest GOOP newsletter to shit talk about a "frenemy" Paltrow was once total besties with!
Back in the day, I had a "frenemy" who, as it turned out, was pretty hellbent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deept upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restained myself from fihting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and… happiness. There went the high road. So, why does it feel so good to hear something bad about someone you don't like? Or someone you DO like? Or someone you don't KNOW? I once asked the editor of a tabloid newspaper why all of the stories about a famous British couple had a negative bent. He said that when the headline was positive, the paper didn't sell. Why is that? What's wrong with us? I asked the sages to shed a little light.
Here's to washing our mouths out with soap…
Whoever could GOOP-y be talking about????
Our money's on Wino forever!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]