What Hollywood funnyman just served his wife with divorce papers and has been secretly seeing a stripper named Bogie???
P.S. It's not George Lopez.
What revengeful TV star was was fired back in 2007 from Abercrombie and Fitch in Valencia for "theft"? Not to mention, effing another manager while on the clock who had a 2 year old son!
What two-time Oscar-winning actor was looking around to buy cocaine in Santa Barbara this weekend????
What blonde actress was sooooo drunk when leaving gay bar The Abbey in West Hollywood on Sunday that she popped a squat and urinated outside the establishment???
Hint: Her name is not Earl!
Sadly, there were no paparazzi there to take pics.
What recently rehab-ed wacktress was spotted boozing up a storm at the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs on Friday????
Here's a hint: She's very blonde!