What revengeful TV star was was fired back in 2007 from Abercrombie and Fitch in Valencia for "theft"? Not to mention, effing another manager while on the clock who had a 2 year old son!
What two-time Oscar-winning actor was looking around to buy cocaine in Santa Barbara this weekend????
What blonde actress was sooooo drunk when leaving gay bar The Abbey in West Hollywood on Sunday that she popped a squat and urinated outside the establishment???
Hint: Her name is not Earl!
Sadly, there were no paparazzi there to take pics.
What recently rehab-ed wacktress was spotted boozing up a storm at the Coachella music festival near Palm Springs on Friday????
Here's a hint: She's very blonde!
Gwyneth Paltrow has used the latest GOOP newsletter to shit talk about a "frenemy" Paltrow was once total besties with!
Back in the day, I had a "frenemy" who, as it turned out, was pretty hellbent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deept upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restained myself from fihting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep relief and… happiness. There went the high road. So, why does it feel so good to hear something bad about someone you don't like? Or someone you DO like? Or someone you don't KNOW? I once asked the editor of a tabloid newspaper why all of the stories about a famous British couple had a negative bent. He said that when the headline was positive, the paper didn't sell. Why is that? What's wrong with us? I asked the sages to shed a little light.
Here's to washing our mouths out with soap…
Whoever could GOOP-y be talking about????
Our money's on Wino forever!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
What cast member of the new 90210 was spotted at the Pleasure Chest sex shop in Los Angeles on Thursday? Sources tell us the "naughty girl" was looking kind of fucked up, buying sex toys with her male friend.
Think you know who the drunky in our blind item we posted last week refers to??
What supposedly recovering alcoholic was getting shitfaced drunk at Peter Dillon's in NYC last night???? He was boozing up a storm, playing pool and - towards the end of the evening - getting all agro and starting to pick fights with people!
It's now been revealed that the not-so-sober recovering alcoholic is none other than 24 star Kiefer Sutherland!
Sutherland, whose notorious for his drunken antics, started the night out quite calmly, according to bystanders! "He was initially soft-spoken, mellow and pleasant. He was ordering Maker's Mark whiskey cocktails and was even posing for some pictures."
It wasn't until a number of drinks later when another bar patron made a comment to Kiefer, which caused the TV star to fly off the handle. The two started pushing each other back and forth until Sutherland's friends stepped in to calm the poor alky down, the National Enquirer reports.
Kiefer apologized profusely for his poor judgement, even leaving a $20 tip for the trouble he caused, although a witness pointed out, "…he was so wasted, he flung the bill and it landed nowhere near the bar."
At least he was sorry!!
We think it might be time to clean your act up for real this time, Kiefer!!
[Image via WENN.]