
Who needs expensive jewelry and watches when you can score some free panties!?
Just like her hubby Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr was the victim of the Bling Ring's sticky fingers! Specifically her panty drawer!
In Nancy Jo Sales' new book, which inspired Sofia Coppola's upcoming film, the Vanity Fair contributing editor explains why, of all things, they would go after Miranda's butt floss.
According to Sales:

Finally the truth comes out!
We were SHOCKED to learn that Miranda Kerr wouldn’t be a Victoria’s Secret Angel anymore, but now there are more deets on the removal of her wings!
Turns out it had nothing to do with her "difficult" personality or lack of sales, quite the contrary! The Aussie supermodel is simply too busy with her other modeling gigs to fulfill her angelic duties.
A heavenly source explained:

Miranda Kerr is finally speaking out after reportedly being hit by a drunk driver earlier this week.
The supermodel, who's currently sporting a neck brace, tweeted:
That’s great news!
We’re sure that Orlando Bloom is taking special care of her and little Flynn is giving his mama lots of love.
Ch-ch-check out the pic she tweeted with the message (below).
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This is horrible news!
Miranda Kerr was spotted in the City of Angels on Tuesday sporting a neck brace and a drunk driver's to blame!
The supermodel was rushed to the hospital Monday night after her car was 'rammed' on the freeway, which left her with an injured back and whiplash.
Miranda’s spokeswoman said in a statement:
"She is in a lot of pain but really, we are just glad that it was not more serious. [Orlando Bloom is] taking very good care of her. He’s an amazing husband. Luckily, Flynn wasn't in the car.”
Lucky is right!
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Miranda!
And remember folks: don't drink and drive!!!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

This can't be a shoot for Victoria's Secret.
She's wearing too many pieces of clothing! Ha!
Miranda Kerr will clearly only rest when she's dead, as she was spotted at yet another commercial shoot at Fields Market in West Hills on Wednesday.
The supermodel look cute and casual in a white tee, pink jeans, and Christian Louboutin ankle-strap ballet flats.
As usual, the 29-year-old had a big smile on her face as she stepped out of her trailer.
She must be so much fun to work with!
Say hi to Orlando for us!
[Image via National Photo Group.]

Miranda Kerr traded her fancy gown for something a little more casual on Monday.
The supermodel caught a flight out of LAX wearing a gingham print Stella McCartney blazer over a black tee and Frame Denim skinny jeans.
Zipper flats and favorite handbag, both by Givenchy, completed Miranda's frequent flyer fashion
We’re sure it was tough for Orlando Bloom to let her fly away looking like this.
Ch-ch-check out more pics of her turning the airport into her personal runway (below).
[Image via STS/WENN.]

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom hit the red carpet last night at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
Orly let his wifey take center stage carpet in a Valentino silk chiffon dress that could have looked matronly, but thanks to her hawtness she completely avoided it.
Soft wavy hair and makeup completed Miranda's old Hollywood look.
And of course, having a hunky man by her side didn’t hurt either!
Ch-ch-check out more of her look (below) and possibly the best photobomb EVER, courtesy of Jesse Tyler Ferguson!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]