This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Who doesn't love the romantical holiday of Valentine's Day?!
You know we do, and we're spicing it up!
Just in time for your seXXXy celebrations, we've got a scandalicious Valentine's Day card featuring yours truly!
In case you've been stumped about what to give that special someone, we've done it for you! This card will not only put a smile on their face, but it might also put their body in your bed. LOLz!
So CLICK HERE to download the card to give to the love OR lust of your life!
Do you live in New York City? If so, do you adore Elaine Stritch? Da doi, you already said you live in NY!
The Broadway goddess' bold new documentary is coming soon, and U can see it before anyone else on your block!
Perez Hilton and Sundance Selects are giving TWO very lucky fans a chance to see a sneak peek of Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me followed by a Q&A moderated by Yours Truly!
And all U have to do is
Is it getting hot in here or is it just us???
Oh, it's just US! After all, it's still winter out there!
But luckily for you Perezcious readers we're heating things up with a remake of D'Angelo's Untitled, How Does It Feel? for MTV's Retromania: Hip Hop!
And if you don't remember that one, let us give you a quick reminder…nekked time all the time!!
Want to watch us get wet for the camera??? Ch-ch-check it out…AFTER THE JUMP!!
OMG!!! Hanging out with Sally Jessy Raphael on a party bus with a stripper pole is the most fun a guy can have without taking his clothes off!!
Oh, wait — we almost did that too, LOLz!!
Srsly, though — homegurl is a daytime talk LEGEND and we were completely honored to be the first guest on her fabulous new show Sally Jessy Rides!
She asked us a bunch of wonderfully probing questions and we filled her in on everything from our woman-crush on RiRi to the massive Mediannoche most Cubans keep in their pants!
Ch-ch-check out our EXCLUSIVE! kiki (above)!
Yes!!! We loved talking with Sally so much!!! We got some exercise in on the stripper pole and we even got to show off pictures of our totes adorable son, Perez Jr.!!!
Make sure and watch us on the premiere episode of Sally Jessy Rides tonight on LogoTV.com at 9AM PST.
Cruising - baby style! It's way different than how adults do it! Ha
"Many ten-month-olds progress from sitting and crawling to standing and cruising (walking while holding on to furniture) — quite an exciting development for all of you! "
CLICK HERE to learn more!
Wishing you lots of laughter and love in 2014!!!!
THANK YOU for all your support and following us on this wild ride these last 10 years!
We love you! Truly!
And we caught it on tape!!!
We are way more exited than he is! Ha
Check out the LOLs and adorableness above!!!