As part of the rock fam's new variety show The Osbournes: Loud and Dangerous, Ozzy, Shaaaaron!, Jack, and Kelly visited the family of Joe Osborne on their farm in Chillicothe, Ohio, this past week. You see, one of the show's gimmicks is that the Osbournes go around visiting families with the same last name (Spelling can be variable, however).

On Joe's farm, both families participated in some chores, including "mud running." We're not sure what that is, but we've got a feeling it is very mess. Then Joe made some lunch for everyone. The main course consisted of deer and squirrel meat. Apparently Sharon and Kelly balked, but Jack and Ozzy gave it a shot, of which Joe said, "It shows that they are really ordinary people."

Ordinary people who bite the heads off of bats!

Next on the agenda was another equally outrageous adventure. This time it was bull riding. Joe demonstrated his mad bull skills, wowing the Osbournes, and then Jack decided to give it a whirl. He apparently did okay before getting tossed.

Joe said that hosting the Osbournes "was really the experience of a lifetime."

The rest of the Osbournes variety show will feature musical performances, comedy sketches, and game show competitions.

The bull-riding episode is scheduled to air in February on Fox.

[Image via WENN.]

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"Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!"

- Sharon Osbourne exclaimed to Chelsea Handler during a discussion of plastic surgery last night on Chelsea Lately.

[Images via WENN.]

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There's mayjah drama going down behind the scenes of the UK's X Factor.

The other guy judge, Louis Walsh, claims pop tart Dannii Minogue will be axed from the show and replaced by ex-X Factor judge (and Dannii's formal rival) Sharon Osbourne.

As y'all know, Sharon reportedly left the show because they weren't going to pay her what she needed and she didn't like the special treatment Dannii was getting as Simon Cowell's pet judge.

According to the Daily Mail in the UK, Louis exact words were, "Obviously Dannii would be the one to go – having Sharon and Cheryl Cole on the
show together is too good an opportunity to miss."

As we've mentioned before, show insiders say Dannii hasn't dealt well with Sharon's replacement, the smoking hot Girls Aloud member Cheryl.

Dannii has reportedly been upset with show producers because she claims Cheryl has been getting more air time and more flattering camera angles than her.

Isn't it ironic that Dannii is getting a little taste of the medicine Sharon had to swallow?!

Louis, are you just stirring the pot?!

Let's see if this really happens.

To top it all off, Louis had this to say about head judge and X-Factor boss, Simon:
"He has all that money and no style. He spends hours and hours locked away in make-up getting sprayed and having all sorts done. He’s in there longer than the girls. He is the vainest person I’ve ever met in my entire life. He always has to have something new done for the start of the live shows. Last year he got new teeth and we all know he likes a bit of Botox. But this year I think he might go a bit more drastic and turn up with a new chin or nose. It really wouldn’t surprise me."

Is Louis trying to get fired?

[Image via Daily Mail.]

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Mel B., Sharon Osbourne, Piers Morgan, Ozzie Osbourne, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag all had dinner together at The Ivy in Beverly Hills on Sunday because _______.

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Friday night was crazy busy for celebs coast to coast!

Stand Up to Cancer took over the network television airwaves for an hour on Friday to raise money for cancer research, and a star-studded crew was on hand to lend their support.

Cancer survivors Sharon Osbourne, Christina Applegate, Sheryl Crow and Melissa Etheridge were among the superstars gathered.

Also spotted were Jennifer Garner sporting her baby bump, newlywed Ellen DeGeneres, and Latinolicious film star Salma Hayek.

If you weren't able to make a donation to this important cause on Friday, it's not too late! Click here to find out how you can help!

[Image by Gilbert Flores via Celebrity Photo.]

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Dannii Minogue and Sharon Osbourne still hate each others guts, even after the rock matriarch's departure from the show they were both on in the U.K. And we love their hate!

In a new interview, current X-Factor judge Dannii has some choice words for former co-host Sharon:

"There's nothing Sharon can say that will make me feel angry or bad. I couldn't live my life the way she lives her life…I'm just happy for her to get on with it and I'll stay out of the way. All the comments and behaviour say so much about her, and nothing about me."

Sharon O. had previously stated that Dannii had only got the job as a judge on Simon Cowell's hit show because of her good looks.

Meow!

Whose side are you on?

[Dannii image via WENN. Sharon image via Celebrity Babylon]

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Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack Osbourne will be making their return to US television in December.

Unfortunately (or fortunately?), they're not doing another reality show.

Instead, the Osbournes will host a six-part show which will feature music and comedy sketches.

The show will air on the Fox network.

The net plans to launch the Osbourne variety show via a Christmas special.

Will you watch?

We LOVE the idea!

[Image via WENN.]

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Sharon Osbourne has abruptly quit as a judge on the hit British TV reality/competition show The X Factor.

In a statement, she thanked fellow judge Simon Cowell and "the wonderful British public for their enormous support".

Osbourne's resignation is not much of a surprise.

Sharon was rumored to have clashed with her fellow judges, and during the most recent season, she walked out of a show when two of her three acts faced the axe.

Osbourne has not mentored a winning act in her entire run as a judge/mentor for the show.

Now that they're looking for a new judge, hire Perez!!!!!! He'd LOVE to do it!!!!!!!!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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Mo'Nique is out!

For those of you that remember, VH1 premiered Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School last year, which consisted of 13 rejects from Flavor Flav's Flavor of Love show, seasons 1 & 2.

The girls competed in challenges to ultimately win the final grand prize, a check for $50,000. That's even better than having won Flavor of Love!

Now, there's a new competition coming to your TVs. And by "new", we mean a remake of the first Charm School.

This time, the show will be called Rock of Love Girls: Charm School, and as you figured, it will feature rejects from Bret Michael's Rock of Love reality show.

This time around, though, they probably figured former Charm School host Mo'Nique just wasn't classy enough.

They've opted for someone with a bit more "charm."

So, set to star as the host of the new Charm School is none other than Sharon Osbourne.

The Osbourne's are known for their foul mouths and bad behavior, yet, there's something about Sharon that's motherly and sage. Bitch has lived it!

Sharon will be responsible for turning this "ladies" into fine, sophisticated, rock & roll leading ladies.

Since when do rocker's wives need to be all proper?

This season will consist of fourteen girls rejected by Michaels.

However, this time the winning lady will get $100,000! Mmuch better than winning to be with Bret or Flavor Flav, combined.

To win, the girls must "learn and grow in areas of etiquette, fashion, manners, and moderation."

As for Sharon, she "will attempt to strip the girls of their former rebellious and wild ways. And with some help from experts, hopefully transform the girls into fully rockin’ ladies."

We'll probably watch the first episode, but it better be good enough to make us want to watch the second. (It won't.)

[Image via WENN.]

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