All hail the
Benefit Cosmetics' latest mascara ad does just that in the mildly inappropriate video (above).
What exactly does mascara have to do with the male package? We’re not sure, but since
Jersey Shore’s and Vinny Guadagnino are showing off their junk, we really can't complain. LOLz! Simon Rex
Check out the bulge-tastic advert for yourself NOW!
Penny for your thoughst???
Talk about a TREAT!
Yesterday, we were delighted to show you all
's PerezHilton.com EXCLUSIVE interview with , who stars in the just-released Simon Rex Scary Movie 5 and spilled all sorts of fun details on , Charlie Sheen , and Lindsay Lohan ! Ashley Tisdale
However, you may have noticed that he brought up his rapping alter-ego,
Dirt Nasty, who performs under the Three Loco moniker with Andy Milonakis and Riff Raff!
Well, obviously, we couldn't have such a sexy man of many talents taking or questions without convincing him to show off some of his very own, very colorful freestyle skills, and we're happy to report that the actor obliged us!
The result, folks, is nothing short of a work of art…and that's all you're going to get out of us!
See what we mean for yourself (above)!
Would you just look at those eyes?? CAPTIVATING!
recently stopped by Simon Rex to chat about his upcoming film PerezHilton.com Scary Movie 5! And boy, do we have the deets for you!
Ch-ch-check out the EXCLUSIVE video (above) and hear him dish on his new role,
and Lindsay Lohan , and his musical skillzzz. Charlie Sheen
And his musical aspirations… which are a bit bizarre to say the least.
For a quick glimpse, read some interview snippets
…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We love the song!
Now, check out the just-released music video for
I Can't Dance (above)!
You know you have a big hit when EVERYBODY starts covering your song and making video parodies!
None other than
, the MC alter ego of Dirt Nasty Simon Rex, has done a cover of 's Katy Perry I Kissed A Girl, the #1 song in America the past six weeks in a row.
Check out Nasty's
She Kissed My Girl below.
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