Super Bowl News Archive
Red Hot Chili Peppers Accused Of Being "Unplugged" At The Super Bowl — As In, NOT Playing Live! Look At The Wireless Pics Here!
LOLOLOLz!! Talk about awkward!
Well, it looks like they weren't actually playing live. The Internet was freaking out about it, so we did some diggin — and there's some preeettttty solid proof.
Exihibit A - their instruments. If you check out the pics (below), you'll notice that none of the guitars are plugged in.
But here's the kicker, Flea, the band's bassist, took to his Twitter to let the world know the TRUTH about the whole situation!
Life is amazing right now for Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson! He's srsly on a serbort to success right at this moment!
The trio was spotted at New York City's Barclays Centre, becoming best of friends and laughing the night away. Just a group full of winners right thurrr! In fact, we're digging Bey's Karl Lagerfeld tartan jacket and her black knit Eugenia Kim pom pom beanie! It almost looks like she's wearing adorable Mickey Mouse ears!
It was probably enough to get Russell to completely forget about winning the biggest sports game in sports!
Hell, just looking at the pic is making us forget a whole bunch of stuff!
Does anyone else forget how to math?
[Image via NBA TV.]
After Time Warner Cable Goes Out For ONE Hour During The Super Bowl, Company Gives Their SoCal Customers The Lamest Apology Ever!
Angry Time Warner Cable customers are still angry today after demanding that TWC pay up for going down for an HOUR during the Super Bowl in Southern California!
Refund? HA. Time Warner Cable has never done anything that would actually COST them money. Instead, the company announced that all L.A.-area customers would automatically receive a gift of 'appreciation' following the blackout — a free
What do you do when your football team loses a big game?
Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…
Gentlemen… start your boners!
That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.
During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!
After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.
While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!
Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.
Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!
Check out the statsurbates (below)!
[Image via AP Images.]
Miss Piggy Responds To Her Absence In Toyota Highlander's Super Bowl Ad With The Muppets! Watch This HIGHlarious Diva HERE!
In this new retaliatory ad, Missy Piggy responds to being left out of the big Super Bowl ad with Terry Crews. You do NOT mess with this pig, Toyota!
Maybe this was a game time decision by Kermit to leave her on the bench…who knows? Maybe Terry and Piggy have a romantic past?
While you ponder human-pig relations, ch-ch-check out this diva throwing shade (above)!!!
How scary and fab at the same time!
Jaden Smith is most definitely a risk taker, but this is a BIGGIE!
Ahhh! The DANGER!
Luckily, there was an instructor strapped to Jaden’s backside so all he had to do was enjoy the fall and try not to lose his lunch! Ha!
It’s definitely a risky thing, especially considering people legally need to be 16-years-old!
[Image via Jaden Smith/Twitter.]
Drippin' wet and not with sweat!
Flashing that smile during a playful swim sounds infinitely better than that abysmal game last night!
Oh, and guess what — she tweeted THIS PIC (below) of her incredible body too, while being hugged from behind by her boo Eddie Cibrian. We know the sunset is romantic and all, but get a room you too!
Okay, forget it, we're ready for more.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]