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Check Out This Bad Ass Lawyer's AMAZING Super Bowl Ad That Will Even Make Michael Bay Jealous!

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This commercial is seriously the most bad ass, heartwarming thing ever.

It makes us wants to cry, cheer and break things all at the same time.

As far as lawyer ads go, this is more of a Michael Bay movie trailer than a commercial for an attorney.

In Savannah, Georgia, an ad ran during the first local commercial break from the Super Bowl… and personal injury lawyer Jamie Casino bought the entire two minute block!

His commercial has a real storyline: a villain, a man trying to change his ways, a loved one lost, vengeance in his heart and freakin' flaming sledgehammer!

So wanna see the most bad ass lawyer ad ever? And a freakin' flaming sledgehammer??

Then check out the video (above) and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Carl’s Jr. Banned Super Bowl Commercial Shows A Girl Slobbing On Some Sausage! But Is This NSFW Video Even Real?? Carl's Jr. RESPONDS EXCLUSIVELY!

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If you want to try Carl’s Jr.’s new breakfast menu offering, might we suggest you work on your gag reflex first!

Looks like Subway isn't the only ones with a foot long in the fast food biz anymore!

The Big Sausage Breakfast sandwich is "supposedly coming to stores soon" and in an attempt to spread your legs the news, the restaurant chain "apparently" shot a Super Bowl commercial!

Holy bajeezus is this NSFW!

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Beyoncé & Jay Z Get Their Basketball On With Seattle Seahawks Quarterback Russell Wilson! Bestiez!

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Life is amazing right now for Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson! He's srsly on a serbort to success right at this moment!

Not only did he just win the Super Bowl or whatever, he actually got to sit next to Beyoncé and Jay Z at the Brooklyn Nets game against the 76ers!

The trio was spotted at New York City's Barclays Centre, becoming best of friends and laughing the night away. Just a group full of winners right thurrr! In fact, we're digging Bey's Karl Lagerfeld tartan jacket and her black knit Eugenia Kim pom pom beanie! It almost looks like she's wearing adorable Mickey Mouse ears!

It was probably enough to get Russell to completely forget about winning the biggest sports game in sports!

Hell, just looking at the pic is making us forget a whole bunch of stuff!

Does anyone else forget how to math?

[Image via NBA TV.]

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After Time Warner Cable Goes Out For ONE Hour During The Super Bowl, Company Gives Their SoCal Customers The Lamest Apology Ever!

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Angry Time Warner Cable customers are still angry today after demanding that TWC pay up for going down for an HOUR during the Super Bowl in Southern California!

Refund? HA. Time Warner Cable has never done anything that would actually COST them money. Instead, the company announced that all L.A.-area customers would automatically receive a gift of 'appreciation' following the blackout — a free

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Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Miss Piggy Responds To Her Absence In Toyota Highlander's Super Bowl Ad With The Muppets! Watch This HIGHlarious Diva HERE!

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We were wocka wocka wocking at the Muppets in Toyota's HIGHlarious ad for the Highlander, but we knew someone of great import impork was left out!

In this new retaliatory ad, Missy Piggy responds to being left out of the big Super Bowl ad with Terry Crews. You do NOT mess with this pig, Toyota!

Maybe this was a game time decision by Kermit to leave her on the bench…who knows? Maybe Terry and Piggy have a romantic past?

While you ponder human-pig relations, ch-ch-check out this diva throwing shade (above)!!!

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