Archive for the 'T-Pain' Category
Listening to Lorde’s hit single Royals, one might think she had hip-hop superstar T-Pain in mind when she penned lyrics like, “gold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroom,” or "Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece, jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.”
Because…yeah that all sounds like stuff straight out of a T-Pain music video!
But as anti-excess as Lorde’s lyrics are, it doesn’t mean T-Pain has to maintain her message when he covers the song!
He don’t care! He’s driving Cadillacs in his…real life!
The auto-tune master reworked the pop smash with some new words praising the royal lifestyle, including a HIGHlarious new chorus that includes the lines:
Everyone knows one of the best ways to get a good workout going is to have a kickass playlist!
So if you have a bangin' bod like Brooke Burke, we're guessing you have some pretty good tunes to break a sweat to!
But in case you're having problems picking out the right songs, she was kind enough to share her personal "Booty Burn Playlist" to help us get started, and we have to say we're pretty impressed!
The cardio playlist includes classics like:
Nothing is sacred with these boys!!
The Lonely Island teamed up with T-Pain and just spat out the most disturbing song you'll hear all week!
Satirizing one of society's biggest taboos, Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone proudly rap about the joys of incest!
Ch-ch-check out I F****d My Aunt (above) off their new album Wack Wednesdays!
If you prefer raps about zoophilia instead, don't worry!!! This cut has a plethora of ant f**king jokes, too!
The song is mildly entertaining, but South Park's Uncle F**ka is stil the standard by which all incest ditties are measured!!
What a colossal mix-up!!
The Dreamgirls star was dressed sooo discretely that the bouncers at the NYC shindig didn't know who he was and they refused to let him enter the VIP section of the nightclub!!!
One onlooker described the sticky situation, saying:
Somebody's been going through T-Pain's closet!
We kid. We kid.
Taylor Swift performed her infectious chart-topper We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together at the Grammys on Sunday wearing white short shorts, long white duster with silver sequined cuffs, and a glittering cut-out top hat.
That's about as far from her virginal red carpet outfit as she could get!
Think Harry Styles would wanna get back with her after seeing those shorts?
P.S. CLICK HERE to watch her Alice In Wonderland-themed performance!
[Image via Getty Images.]