Tara Reid can't be stopped.

She's not going to let her plastic surgeon's eff up stand in the way of bikini time.

As y'all have seen in pix through the years, Terror was disfigured after a boob job and liposuction on her stomach went wrong in 2004.

In a recent interview she said, "I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. I like a tanned stomach so that's why I'm going to keep wearing a bikini. It's my choice."

Even though she's totally freaked about going under the knife again, she goes on to say that she hasn't ruled out more plastic surgery in the future.

Did Terror sue her effed up surgeon and score loads of money?

It would explain how the chronically-out-of-work F lister has been able to continue on with her jet set, pAArty lifestyle!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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Awww you guys! Tara Reid wants us all to stop criticizing her plastic surgery ravaged body.

She doesn't understand that we're making fun of her body in addition to the hasbeen career she pissed away as a pAArty-girl boozehound.

She calls her plastic surgery scars her "battle wounds."

No, the battle wounds are the ones on our eyeballs after their subjugation to your mutilated mammary.

Terror is currently working on a tacky line of fortune cookie casual wear for divorced mothers in the Valley to wear while they drive their SUVs and fetch Starbucks. It's called Mantra, and features different colors for different moods. Tara explains, "Red is for love, green for luck, white for peace – everything gives you a mantra of the day."

Quaint.

She adds, "I made this line about feeling good about yourself."

No need to go through all that work, Tara. All we have to do is look at you to feel good about ourselves.

Ouch!

[Image via WENN.]

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Last week, a reporter asked Tara Reid how things were going with her acting "career".

Her response?

Priceless!!!!!

"I totally plan to go back into acting once the strike stops. The economy is so bad right now that people are afraid to put money back into acting. Even the shows that seem new, they really shot six months ago. So when it's all back up again, I will go back into it. That's my heart."

Hello, dimwit!

The Writer's Strike that halted Hollywood work this year ended in February!

That's some 'heart' you have, Terror!

Looks like someone is COMPLETELY out of the Hollywood game.

We think we hear Australia calling, T!

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Tara Reid out and about in Hollywood.

Looking as gorgeous as ever.

Work that hair, honey.

Don't trip on your way down!

Want another Coors Lite????

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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We bet her alleged fiance, Julien Jarmoune, had a coronary when he heard the wedding rumors and asked her to put an end to the insanity ASAP!

Tara Reid is NOT engaged. Thankfully - or unthankfully, depending how you look at it.

Here's what the former actress wrote on her blog:

Yet again another rumor. No.. I am not engaged and Julien does not own J & Company. I have been hard at work launching MANTRA and Julien launched his own denim line called Black Orchid.
I am about to leave to NY on Saturday to shoot the campaign for MANTRA. I am so excited! Can't wait for all of you guys to see the photos!
Xoxo
Tara

Heavens help the man who actually gets dragged down the aisle with Terror.

[Image via PR Photos.]

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Could this be true?

Could party-girl Tara Reid finally, be settling down and getting married?

Well, according to the National Enquirer, Reid and her French boyfriend, Julien Jarmoune, are tying the knott.

Jarmoune is actually 32 year-old Reid's fashion boss and runs J& Company.

The two apparently met back when Reid was researching for her fashion line and quickly hooked up.

She moves fast!

A source says, "Tara's really in love with this guy, and he's had an amazingly calming effect on her."

According to friends, Jarmoune has "changed" Reid from "a party-loving wildgirl into a mature businesswoman."

Riiiiight.

The source adds, "She's trying to clean up her reputation. Julien has definitely changed Tara for the better. It looks like she's finally gotten her act together. They're talking about a wedding next summer."

Let's see if they last til winter!

[Image via PR Photos.]

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After a long week of pAArtying and hawking her shiteous new clothing line in Las Vegas, Tara Reid finally returned to Los Angeles on Monday night.

The former actress was snapped leaving LAX airport yesterday, after almost a solid week in Sin City.

What happens in Vegas…..shows all over your face!

[Image via Finapixx.]

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You MUST click here to listen to the best Tara Reid interview, like, ever.

She called into a Las Vegas radio station this morning and…. hilarity ensued!

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Heidi Montag's mother was found in Las Vegas yesterday.

Tara Reid is looking hotter than ever, y'all.

The former actress is still hawking her new "fashion" line. The blonde businesswoman was promoting her Mantra collection at the MAGIC trade show in Sin City on Tuesday.

Those beads are real classy!

P.S. Putting those old Photoshopped pictures behind the real Tara - as she stands today - is just cruel.

[Image by Jill Ann Spaulding via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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