Molly Schuyler ate a 72-ounce steak in less than three minutes, and we're pretty sure she's still alive! Well, the video cuts off, but people are reporting on this impressive feat like it's a happy and celebratory moment so we have to assume she didn't just pazzz out and leave this Earth after!
She IS a competitive eater (but only started a year ago!) and the display you're about to watch, or already watched, went down at Sayler’s Old Country Kitchen in Portland, Oregon. She did it in 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
The last person who did this was a dude named Peter Czerwinski and he did it in a weak-ass 6 min 48 sec.
In case you haven't already heard of him, 2-year-old Trick Shot Titus has been making a name for himself this year by showing off his amazing skills in YouTube clips that have taken the interwebs by storm!
Well all of the fame and glory have allowed him to rub shoulders with some of Hollywood's elite, like Bradley Cooper and Channing Tatum!
After giving both of them a royal beatdown, they were both nice enough to make cameos in his latest video and provide some extra star power!
Bradley proved to be a total sweetheart as he praises the little guy's amazing shots! Meanwhile, Channing didn't take the loss as easily and challenged Titus to a little bit of arm wrestling instead! Now we'd definitely pay to see that! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out his latest clip …AFTER THE JUMP!!!