We're not sure if this is a designer dress or a glorified apron.

Milla Jovovich used all of her collective supermodel powers to work this Prada gown at the Cleopatra premiere at Cannes on Tuesday, but some things are not meant to be!

It sort of just hangs lifelessly on her body and would probably be better suited for a culinary awards show.

While the dress could've been worlds better, we'd be remiss not to admit that Milla's posture, attitude, smokey eyes, and smize were EPIC!

If looks could kill, all those photogs would've dropped dead! HA!

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Did we mention how happy we are that Dita Von Teese is at Cannes?

She spreads wonder everywhere she goes!

The 40-year-old attended the Behind the Candelabra premiere on Tuesday, looking like Snow White in an EXQUISITE red bedazzled Elie Saab Couture tea-length dress.

All red accessories, including jeweled Swarovski clutch, satin Loubotuin pumps, pouty lips and manicure, rounded out the ensem.

You'd think all that red would be too much, but of course Dita makes it work.

Do U like this look or her red lace number from Monday better???

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With SO many appearances and paparazzi following your every move, it is hard to believe that ANY celebrities have time to dress themselves these days.

However, despite the surge in stylists' popularity (thanks Rachel Zoe), a select few starlets refuse to compromise their very own unique fashion sense by hiring stylish help.

So which fashionista dare to be stylist free??!

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Celebrities Who Don't Have Fashion Stylists"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Celebrities Who Don't Have Fashion Stylists"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Celebrities Who Don't Have Fashion Stylists"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Celebrities Who Don't Have Fashion Stylists"

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Dayum!

Sharon Stone had jaws hitting the floor on Tuesday at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Behind the Candelabra.

The 55-year-old premiere looked stunning in a sapphire blue Roberto Cavalli beaded gown that showed off her breast assets.

The emerald and diamond necklace was a little much, but we're the flashy and flamboyant Liberace would have approved!

A navy Salvatore Ferragamo clutch and silver heels completed Sharon's glamorous red carpet look.

Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see the actress leaving the designer's yacht for the premiere.

[Image via AP Images.]

That's it, we give up. Jessica Chastain wins everything!

The actress rarely disappoints with her fashion choices, and when she really turns it out, she knocks the wind out of us!

You'd think it'd be illegal to be this FAB!!!

Ariel's doppelgänger was the empress of the Cleopatra premiere at Cannes on Tuesday, looking STELLAR in a creamy and luscious white Versace Collection gown with sweeping cape-train, AKA, a cape that turns into a train.

FIERCE!!!

A large sapphire and diamond Bvlgari necklace worthy of Elizabeth Taylor (and previously owned by her!) was just what the doctor ordered.

Priceless, just like those jewels.

[Image via AP Images.]

BREAKING NEWS: Julianne Moore's feet are okay!

After nearly getting her toes sliced off at the Cannes Film Festival last week, the actress slipped into a more toe-friendly pair of heels to make an appearance at Good Morning America in NYC on Monday.

The 52-year-old looked lovely and springtime fresh in a fuchsia floral tie-neck dress and t-bar red peep-toe pumps.

With her lovely curls blowing softly in the breeze, she was giving Jessica Chastain some major hair competition.

We challenge you to pick a winner between these two!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]