All tag results for 'drink'

We hope they are not drinking and flying!

We're not sure if you knew this, but there a wide variety of birds who occasionally like to get wasted!

The waxwings of North America have been known to get so drunk off rotting chokecherries that they would fall off their trees and could only respond to researchers by hissing.

Sounds a lot like your drunk uncle, no?

The bananaquit of Latin America also known as the "yellow bird" can chug alcohol of 4-6% proof and not only that but can hold its liquor very well. We have a feeling it would be very good at beer pong if it had, you know, hands and stuff.

But not only birds like to get their drink on.

Recently, a wood mouse somehow squeezed into a bottle of red wine, and afterwards was so drunk the mouse couldn't even get out!

Sounds like that mouse needs to head to AA asap!!!

[Image via Wikimedia Commons.]

Tags: alcohol, bird, birds, drink, drunk, tipsy

Oh those zany German Shepherds who understand Japanese….

Wait a tick….WHAT?!?!?!?!

Three German Shepherds walk into a bar, what do they say???

Nothing, but the bartender…the GERMAN bartender says something in Japanese and sprays water in their mouths!!!

What the French, toast????

Check out this wackiness (above) for yourself!

Tags: crazy, dog, drink, german shepherd, germany, japan, pets, wacky, water

We all know the elephant in the pool room so we're just going to go ahead and say it…

THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE POOL!!!!!

OK, so he's technically not "in" the pool but he does come up for a drink.

But we're pretty this isn't a watering hole and chlorine is pretty dangerous to swig.

Luckily, this gentle giant (above) finds that out…REAL QUICK!

LOLz!

Tags: africa, crashing, crazy, drink, elephant, party, pool, wacky, wildlife

Silly puppy!

That's not how you drink!

He must be young because he certainly hasn't been taught any table matters!

Instead of drinking the water, he just kinda splashes it out of the bowl.

Which is fine by us because it's super cute. LOLz!

Tags: cute, drink, drinking, funny, movie, play, pup, puppy, silly, water, young

Wow! We had no idea fish actually "drink!"

At the Guangzhou Zoo in China, visitors can bottle feed koi carp in their tank.

Yeah, that's right…BOTTLE FEED!

The school of fish (above) swarm up to the bottle and they look like aDORable fish babies!

Unfortunately, you're not allowed to take them home….LOLz!

Tags: baby, bottle, drink, fed, fish, guangzhou zoo, zoo

A man in the UK has been banned from owning a dog for three years after his puppy drank vodka!

The man was drinking vodka and coke (gross) when he put it down on the floor to go outside and smoke.

When he came back in, the drink was gone.

His puppy, Max, had drank it all!

The owner was drunk himself and had to go out and DJ so he left the dog with his roommate.

Later that night, two girls spotted the dog outside, falling over himself and staggering around, so they called the cops.

When the police arrived they took the dog.

The prosecutor in the owner's case said:

"Due to the state of the dog the police officer, being an animal lover himself, took the dog to the emergency vet."

Good thing for animal lovers!

Max the puppy was put on a fluid drip at the vet's and he was fine by morning.

The judge, in an oh-so-Britishy fashion, said:

"I do hope that when you do have a dog again you make jolly sure that your drinks are not in reach."

We hope he never gets a dog again.

At least little Max is okay.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: court, dog, drink, drunk, liquor, max, puppy, uk, vet, vodka