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Woo-hoo! We have a treat for you!! And it's totally NSFW!

We don't care whether you support Team Edward or Team Jacob or Team Alice Cullen, we have a feeling that unless your name is Liberty Ross, you're totes gonna want to see these pictures!

But it's nothing Robert Pattinson hasn't seen before — and maybe Rupert Sanders!

Kristen Stewart put her twi-hard nipples on celluloid for the indie film On the Road and while she can pawn these racy, REVEALING shots off as art, we can't help but think

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Okay, we're sorry, but we never thought we'd hear ANYONE try to say seductively "Yeah, I felt some scar tissue there!"

But then again, who could have predicted that Jennifer Love Fefferman would end up giving handjobs to strange men every Sunday night on The Client List?!

Or that this kind of series would end up airing on Lifetime, and not Skinemax?!

Ha!

Thank goodness, though, because after a two-week hiatus, our heroine is right back on that slippery, lubed up horse, and we've got a brand new addition for our Rub 'n Tug collection - this time featuring a very handsome gentleman who apparently is a former athlete!

Ch-ch-check out all of the awkward HIGHlarity (above)!

Phew!

For a second there we thought we'd be stuck with another episode of close-calls and Brontë novels on audiobook!

Although we will admit, we would like to see some more happy ending montages with candles and music, a la the first episode!

Wasn't that just GLORIOUS?!

Sigh. Maybe next week!

Tags: athlete, awkward, handjob, jennifer love hewitt, lifetime, massage parlor, the client list, the jennifer love fefferman rub n tug collection