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LiLo Blames Her Precious Tea AGAIN For Failed Alcohol Test

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters

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Here we go again…

Remember Lindsay Lohan's precious kombucha tea?? You know, the one that she blamed on setting off her SCRAM bracelet last year?

Well, looks like LiLo has reached in her old bag of tricks and pulled out one of her pathetic excuses. She's now saying that the reason why she failed her most recent alcohol test is because of her favorite kombucha tea drink, which the company says only contains less than .05% alcohol.

When asked about the recent test, La Lohan responded:

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LiLo Doesn't Blame Her Precious Tea!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanTwitter

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It's the first endorsement deal she has had in a long time! She's not going to screw it up now!

There are those who have suggested (like her writing staff) that Lindsay Lohan's new beverage of necessity choice, Kombucha, is what set off Lindsay's SCRAM bracelet. Some argue that there may be traces of alcohol in the tea. However, Lindsay is late quick to correct them, tweeting this message out to haters:

FYI.. #kombucha was not the reason that my scram went off-i wouldn't of been allowed to drink it if that were the problem.. i love kombucha

We believe you, Lindsay. We know it couldn't have been the tea that set off your SCRAM. That would be silly.

FYI - It was vodka.

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More Excuses From Lindsanity! Did Her Favorite Tea Set Off Her SCRAM??

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We have to hand it to her - these excuses are getting more and more creative!

Lindsanity LOLhan has been spotted recently chugging bottles of Kombucha tea, which reportedly contains .5% of alcohol.

Now that the hard-pAArtying wacktress may be in serious shiz for her probation-violating, SCRAM tampering antics on the night of the MTV Movie Awards, she and Orange Oprah have been kicking their usual laundry list of delusional excuses into hyperdrive, but this one might take the cake!

Orange Oprah herself Sources are suggesting that Kombucha tea has more alcohol in it than the label states!

Well isn't that convenient? That MUST have been what her SCRAM bracelet detected in her system, not that spilled vodka redbull she was licking off the floor of the ladies room bathroom!

G.T. Dave, the President and CEO of GT's Kombucha, isn't taking any of this bullshiz, however, and says:

"Although we are not familiar with the technology or sensitivity of SCRAM bracelets, we think it would be highly unlikely that our products would trigger an alarm. After conversations with Whole Foods we share a concern around potential labeling issues related to slightly elevated levels in some Kombucha products. In order to ensure regulatory compliance, we are supporting Whole Foods Market with the temporary removal of all Kombucha products in bottles on tap from their stores at this time."

Poor La Loca!

Now that you're trying to blame your tea, it's not going to stocked anymore! Guess you're going to have to go back to taking shots of hand sanitizer and hope that doesn't set off the bracelet, either!

Good luck, bb!

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