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At what point do you sit down and think to yourself that you've gone too far, all in the name of a sport? Seriously, football is just a sport. People can be passionate about it, but at a certain point you gotta know that you're talking about a GAME.

It's just a GAME.

Buffalo Bills' star Stevie Johnson needs to hit that point, and fast. He just asked North Korea to nuke the Patriots — and we're not even joking. Here's what he said:

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You'd be hard pressed to find someone out there that wouldn't watch Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski in a full-on porno. We're sure there are a LOT of jokes about him being a tight-end, too. Probably some pretty funny ones. We'll take the high road, thanks! LOLz!!

Anyway, Rob was offered more money than we would expect to get his freak on in just one porn scene — we're talking $3.75 million! Holy shizz!!

The weird part about this is

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Awwww! We wanna put hearts, sprinkles and glitter all over Tom Brady's happiness! LOLz

Gisele Bundchen and the New England Patriots' quarterback just welcomed a baby girl, and since Brady already picked out Vivian Lake's profession, he's now settling down and is EXTREMELY happy that his sons have a sister.

He revealed:

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Those damn blue-coats have finally released another prisoner: Chad Ochocinco.

And by 'blue-coats' we mean 'Patriots.' Just in case.

The funny thing is, it was after just ONE season — and they're saying he was more active on Twitter than he was on the field!

LOLz!

Speaking of Twitter, here's what Chad said on it afterwards:

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Tom Brady is wicked talented!

A football star and an actor!

Even though he plays for the Boston Patriots, he's actually from California, so of course he doesn't have a Boston accent.

Though that doesn't stop these people in this FunnyOrDie.com video from being unable to understand a word he says because of his "thick Boston accent."

So funny.

Check out the video (above) to see Tom Brady in action off the field!

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Forbes.com has put out a list of the top ten highest paid coaches in professional sports.

The list is totally dominated by NFL coaches.

Bill Belichick came in as top dog with $7.5 million!!

Congrats!

No coach from the MLB makes the list, though two NBA coaches, Doc Rivers and Gregg Popovich, made the cut.

Crazy how much money these guys make as coaches!

The list (AFTER THE JUMP) is full of ties, which explains the weird numbering.

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Ooh la la!

Tom Brady has a new haircut and, like everything else on the quarterback's body, we like it!

The New England Patriots' star player sported a cropped cut in El Lay on Friday afternoon while filming what MIGHT be a new Funny or Die video (we soooo hope that it is!).

We haven't seen Brady look this classy in a long time since he sported longer locks all season long, but we're digging his new do. What about U?

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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