Umm first of all.. no.
No way in hell will we ever believe that the golden adonis known as Brad Pitt will ever have any problems — aside from his lapses in memory when it comes to beard-shaving.
So you can imagine our appalling *GASP* when we saw that The National Enquirer was saying something bad about Brad!
Or at least… our shock that it was a "drunken rampage" over Angelina Jolie's alleged indiscretion with an ex-lover.
Boo!! This smells like total bullshizz!!
And what is this about Bobbi Kristina's suicidal state of mind? Right at the one-year mark of mother Whitney Houston's death too!
We heard she was seen smoking a joint in public, but jeez! We hope she's okay!
Did you see what Life&Style is saying about Melissa Gorga cheating on Joe!?!
Oooo these Real Housewives always have something cooking that's RIPE and HOT with scandal!!
BUT SERIOUSLY NOW…
Kate Middleton actually has something cooking inside of her — the royal heir! And yet Globe wants to say that someone actually has the audacity to bug her new home!
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