AND WE MEET AGAIN… IN THE LOVELY TOWN OF TABBY TALES!
Up first is the happy news of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's wedding bliss. Again…
Sigh. Ya know… we really wish they'd make up their freaking mind about this wedding! We can only purchase and return a box of crystal glassware so much before the Macy's cashier thinks we're pawning it for drugs, LOL!
Thanks to KStew's sexy Skype shows, OK! magazine is under the impression that her "wedding" with soulmate R-Patz is back on.
But again we ask… was there ever REALLY a wedding!?! For the love of all that sparkles, stop playing with our emotions!
While the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to bicker amongst themselves, Britney Spears is apparently letting one of her exes breathe on her in allll the right places.
Following her devastating split from Jason Trawick (really they seem cool with it, we were the ones crying), sources with Life&Style swear she's living it up with a familiar peen.
On the Island of Misfit Loves lives the hope that the mystery peen in question is Justin Timberlake's…
Ha! We kid!! Cheating is gross, so we definitely wish no ill will toward Jessica Biel's happy marriage. But OMG if it's Kevin Federline again… LOL!!
We're sure all of the "Kardashian Diaries" drama is still fresh
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