This would be cute if it wasn't suuuuper sexist! LOLz!
Coke likes to think that they're creating moments between two people that could eventually lead to a Happy Ever After. Instead, what they've done is assume that by tightening the caps a little more on their coke bottles that weakling women will have to ask strong men to open the bottle for them!
Seems kind of offensive to us!
We're willing to bet that they AREN'T showing all the times women of strength (read: probably almost all of them) just worked at it and opened the bottles on their own. What we ARE shown (above) are a handful of interactions where men come to the rescue!
How romantic!
Barf.
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Three women, all abducted over a decade ago in Cleveland, Ohio, escaped from captivity on Monday in a dramatic turn of events.
Three men have been arrested including the owner of the home that held the women who were all kidnapped when they were 14, 16, and 20 years old.
A neighbor freed the women after he heard screaming and clawing from the house's front door.
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A musical celebration of women the world over?! Hells yeah!
Pop Empresses Beyoncé & Jennifer Lopez will be headlining a summer concert called Sound of Change Live, and all proceeds will benefit various initiatives — more than 120 projects — that aim to assist/help women and girls in over 70 countries!
Electro-pop darling Ellie Goulding, smooth crooner John Legend, beatmaster Timbaland, ethereal songstress Florence and the Machine, and other to-be-announced acts will perform at the event, which takes place June 1st at London's Twickenham sports stadium.
Lady Bey said in a statement:
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It's weird to us that the idea of being openly gay in professional sports is even a discussion in 2013 — that shizz should have happened YEARS ago!
A lot of debate is going on in the male sports arenas about whether or not players should be open about their sexuality, but in the WNBA it's less of a big deal because the women have been embracing it for a while already! It doesn't matter to them whether or not their teammates are gay, and absolutely they should be open about it!
Here's what No. 1 draft pick in the WNBA (and possibly NBA!), Brittney Griner had to say about it. You know, as an openly gay player:
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WTF is wrong with Chris Culliver???
It was just last month that the San Francisco 49ers star bashed gays, but now, he's also talking shiz about women too!!
Culliver recently posted a text message conversation on Instagram that he had with one of his friends, and after we saw how he talked about women, we were immediately taken aback!!
Here's how the convo went down:
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It looks like Madonna still feels like she has to defend her charitable actions in Malawi.
And no wonder with severe accusations by the President herself!
Well, a picture is worth more than a thousand harsh words, and Madge shared this amazing one on Instagram. She said:
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This is surprising! NOT!!
According to a new study found by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, women love big cocks, and we ain't talking about chicken. LOLz
Researchers at the Australian National University ran an experiment using a group of 105 Australian women with the mean age of 26, and asked them to rate computer-generated characters on a scale of 1-7 to see who they wanted to do the NAS-TAY with the most
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