This would be cute if it wasn't suuuuper sexist! LOLz!
Coke likes to think that they're creating moments between two people that could eventually lead to a Happy Ever After. Instead, what they've done is assume that by tightening the caps a little more on their coke bottles that weakling women will have to ask strong men to open the bottle for them!
Seems kind of offensive to us!
We're willing to bet that they AREN'T showing all the times women of strength (read: probably almost all of them) just worked at it and opened the bottles on their own. What we ARE shown (above) are a handful of interactions where men come to the rescue!
How romantic!
Barf.
Tags: ad, bottle caps, coca cola, coke, love, men, romance, strength, weakness, women

It's weird to us that the idea of being openly gay in professional sports is even a discussion in 2013 — that shizz should have happened YEARS ago!
A lot of debate is going on in the male sports arenas about whether or not players should be open about their sexuality, but in the WNBA it's less of a big deal because the women have been embracing it for a while already! It doesn't matter to them whether or not their teammates are gay, and absolutely they should be open about it!
Here's what No. 1 draft pick in the WNBA (and possibly NBA!), Brittney Griner had to say about it. You know, as an openly gay player:
Tags: brittney griner, gay, inspiration, lgbt, men, proud, sports, wnba, women
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WTF is wrong with Chris Culliver???
It was just last month that the San Francisco 49ers star bashed gays, but now, he's also talking shiz about women too!!
Culliver recently posted a text message conversation on Instagram that he had with one of his friends, and after we saw how he talked about women, we were immediately taken aback!!
Here's how the convo went down:
Tags: chris culliver, gays, san francisco 49ers, women
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This is surprising! NOT!!
According to a new study found by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, women love big cocks, and we ain't talking about chicken. LOLz
Researchers at the Australian National University ran an experiment using a group of 105 Australian women with the mean age of 26, and asked them to rate computer-generated characters on a scale of 1-7 to see who they wanted to do the NAS-TAY with the most
Tags: australian national university, big penis, brian mautz, national academy of sciences, penis, women

We don't know if we should be impressed or disgusted by this!
Impressed just because it's a HUGE number, and we had no idea the human body could hold up to the stress of having over a thousand different sexual partners — or disgusted because that's soooooooo many vaginas (and possibly butts and mouths), and who could possibly know where they've all been before Hugh! LOLz!
The nice thing is now, regardless of his active past, Hef says that married life is the breath of fresh air he's always needed!!
Here's what he said:
Tags: crystal harris, hugh hefner, list, marriage, playboy, sex, women

Joe Rogan must be the world's foremost expert on both UFC and the physiology of all humans, including that of those who are transgendered.
Let's take Fallon Fox, for example. She's an MMA fighter AND transgender, which is great, because that means that Joe Rogan is an expert on her abilities and her physical make up — and he says there's "no f**king way" she should be allowed to fight other women.
Awful. Here's what he said:
Tags: fallon fox, fight, ignorant, joe rogan, mma, transgender, ufc, women

Lavonne "Pepper" Paire-Davis was one badass woman. Not only did she inspire the movie A League of Their Own AND Geena Davis's role (which almost went to Demi Moore), she was a a star of the All American Girls Professional Baseball League in the 1940s.
In 1943, the league was created because everyone was afraid that WWII would disrupt the MLB, and they wanted something to fall back on. Pepper joined in 1944 and played for TEN SEASONS.
Tags: a league of their own, awesome, baseball, demi moore, died, geena davis, girls, inspiration, league, life, passed, pepper davis, rip, woman, women