Kristin Cavallari Can Apparently Write, And She Will! Preps Tell-All Book!

Oh, we’re sure that this mess is going to be quite the read!
Kristin Cavallari is apparently ready to spill all the dirt on The Hills. Claims Cavallari:

“After The Hills, I plan to work on many business opportunities, and I have always wanted to write a tell-all book.”

We doubt girl has even read a book, so we can only imagine what kind of page-turner she’s going to produce! Make sure to dot all of your I’s and cross your T’s, bb!
What do U think Kristin should title her exciting new venture into the literary world?
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