SHOCK! Heidi And Spencer's Break Up Is Staged!

This is completely unforeseen and absolutely shocking.
Sources are coming forward and claiming that The Real Heidi Doll and Spencer Pratt‘s split is (gasp!) FAKE!
You mean to tell us that those photos of Heidi’s sad frankentittays moping around Malibu yesterday were all bullshiz?!
An insider says:

“Heidi and Spencer are laughing over it and having a blast. There are no plans for divorce. This breakup is the latest part of Spencer’s master plan.”

And they said romance was dead!
Nothing says ‘I love you’ more than staging a fake break-up to desperately cling to what little relevancy you have left!!
What do U think?? Is the split legit??
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]