District Attorney Says Lindsay Is Going To Jail!

We believe this too!
Lindsay Lohan‘s new lawyer Robert Shapiro wants to make a bid to keep his client out of jail, but District Attorney Danette Meyers says it’s not going to work! She explains:

“It’s a really a moot point to ask Judge Revel to send Ms. Lohan to rehab only as Judge Revel has already sentenced her. Ms. Lohan is going to jail… Judge Revel could have sentenced her to more time behind bars, but she didn’t.
“The only issue to be decided is what rehabilitation facility Ms. Lohan will be sent to after she serves her jail time.├óΓé¼┬¥

And Meyers also says she will be there personally when Lindsanity turns herself in on Tuesday!
We didn’t think La Loca would get out of this one!
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