Oh, The Horror! Quiznos Scary Cats Are Back!

How the eff is a nightmarish acid trip gone horribly wrong going to help these people sell sandwiches?!
Check out yet another chilling Quiznos commercial featuring hell’s army of kittens in Marie Antoinette garb counting down to Danielle Staub‘s the Anti-Christ’s second coming on Earth.
Somebody HAS to think this shiz is a good idea, otherwise they wouldn’t have made another!
NO MORE! We beg of you!