Ohio Six-Year-Old Girl Is On The Terror No Fly Watch List!

She must be one bad ass kindergartner!

Though Homeland Security denies the existence of “the list,” most people are aware that there is a list documenting individuals in America who supposedly have connections to terrorist activity and airlines are advised to be wary of letting these people travel with them. Earlier this week, Alyssa Thomas’ name turned up on the no-fly list for suspected terrorists. Alyssa is six years old.

The Thomas family was flying from Cleveland to Minneapolis when they first learned Alyssa’s name was on the no-fly list. The airlines allowed the family to proceed on to Minneapolis, risking the lives of everyone onboard and everyone in Minnesota from a fatal Barbie attack! The airlines advised the family to contact Homeland Security to correct this error. However, according to HLS, there’s no mistake. Alyssa’s name is on the list and on the list it will stay.

Her family plans on appealing the government├óΓé¼Γäós decision, but imagine they’ll have to wait until after Alyssa has recess. Six year old’s get real testy when they don’t get at least 15 minutes of hopscotch in.

Really Homeland Security? REALLY???