Lonely Boy's Busted On Next Week's Gossip Girl!

Uh oh Upper East Siders readers!
It looks like Dan Humphries has some ‘splainin to do!!
He’s been trying to stop his book from getting published, but he failed — BIG TIME!
Now everyone will know just what he thinks of them, or at least how he wishes they were in his fantasy world!
Hmm, we wonder what this will mean for his relationships with Serena and Blair??