J.K. Rowling’s New Book Deets Are Like Sex!

AHHHHH!
Sorry, we just had a mini-freakout at all the juicy information we’re about to let slip down your throats!
Let’s launch this rocket in 3…2….1….ACCIO BOOK INFO!!!
J.K. Rowling’s new ├óΓé¼╦£adult├óΓé¼Γäó novel is called The Casual Vacancy and will debut THIS September 27th!!! That├óΓé¼Γäós exactly 24 weeks away!!
Vacancy will be a dark and insightful comedic romp around the fictional English village of Pagford, where nothing is quite what it seems.
Intriguing…we will be pre-ordering the shiz out of this one!
Check out the official synopsis …AFTER THE JUMP!!!!!

When Barry Fairweather dies unexpectedly in his early forties, the little town of Pagford is left in shock.
Pagford is, seemingly, an English idyll, with a cobbled market square and an ancient abbey, but what lies behind the pretty façade is a town at war.
Rich at war with poor, teenagers at war with their parents, wives at war with their husbands, teachers at war with their pupils…Pagford is not what it first seems.
And the empty seat left by Barry on the parish council soon becomes the catalyst for the biggest war the town has yet seen. Who will triumph in an election fraught with passion, duplicity and unexpected revelations?
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