Never Be Late With Dino Poop On Your Wrist!

Look! We found the perfect accessory for those elephant dung heels!

Luxury watchmaker Yvan Arpa is hawking a watch made out of fossilized dino caca for $11,290.

And to sweeten the deal, the watch band is made out of cane toad skin, which in its original form is toxic.

While there’s no proof that the watch dial is made of crap, the designer maintains that the “coprolite” or the fancy word for fossilized feces, came from a plant-eater that died about 100 million years ago in what is now the United States.

Thoughts???