Brad Pitt To Play Philip Treacy???

We like the sound of this!
Hat maker extraordinaire Philip Treacy wants Brad Pitt to play him in the upcoming Isabella Blow biopic.
Treacy explains his choice in actor, saying:

“I am trying desperately to forget that someone will actually have to play me in this film. I would never want to appear in it myself- I am a hat designer not an actor. Acting isn’t my forte. If I could pick anyone I’d run with Brad Pitt but it’s wishful thinking and perhaps not very likely I know.”

Say yes, Poppa Pitt! Mostly because that means you’d have to shave off that hideous growth on your chin.
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