Man Steals Milk From Walmart Dressed As A Cow

This is utterly ridiculous!

A man in Virginia had the brilliant idea to steal 26 gallons of milk from a local Walmart Tuesday night dressed in a cow suit.

The calcium criminal was eventually caught after an officer spotted a man matching the description (sans cow costume) in a nearby McDonald’s.

We’re sure he was in a bad moooooo-d after that!

[Image via WENN.]