Been to the Pleasure Chest lately??
According to Star magazine, sex shops might just be the best way to spot a star. Cuz it appears as if Tinsel Town celebrities like Ryan Gosling and Beyoncé are RED HOT in the bed!
The mag’s sources say they have the deets on the sex lives of Hollywood, teasing us with a caption that claims Queen Bey makes sure to get it on before every performance (or every performance Jay can make, right?)!
And apparently Jessica Simpson‘s biggest pregnancy craving is SEX!
But here’s one we gotta raise a brow at — Angelina Jolie, boring?? Really?? Sorry now… but we gotta remain skeptical on that one. That gurl’s wild side stretches longer than the state of California! Ha!
MOVING ALONG…
Sources say O.J. Simpson is havin’ a GOOD OLE’ time in prison with his other inmates… and The National Enquirer is treating it as its huuuuuge world exclusive GAY shocker!
Oh boy! Just what the LGBT community needs, LOL!
ANYWAYS…
While the Rihanna–Justin Bieber love affair scandal paints the cover of Life&Style, we can’t help but also notice the story about Khloe Kardashian‘s supposed separation.
They say they’ve got the deets behind Lammy‘s club hook-up… but we say *YAWN* as we just heard about why their sex life is soooo intense!
BUT IN OTHER REALITY TV NEWS…
Brandi Glanville totally cheated first, according to UsWeekly!
Yeah, remember when we talked about all of that HERE?
Those scandalous Housewives! Gotta love ’em!!
Meanwhile, more details emerge of Leighton Meester‘s hot new relationship with Adam Brody — the greatest cross pollination of our time!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
What? Did you think we could really only talk about ONE of the Kardashians during our session of Tabby Tales?? LOLz!!
OK! sources think Kourtney Kardashian could really, finally, seriously, definitely be dumping Scott Disick this time. For Real. For Real Real.
And inTouch‘s latest cover story has branded Kris Jenner a “selfish, manipulative narcissist.” Yeesh! A lil’ mean, no??
But on the bright side, she’ll never ever divorce Bruce Jenner. So hey! Love’s all you really need anyways… LOL!
ALWAYS A CRAZY TIME WITH THE TABS! TIL NEXT WEEK…
[Image courtesy of Star.]
