R. Kelly's Closet Emptied & SOLD! Bank Auctions His Foreclosed Home For 1/3 Of What He Paid!

R. Kelly lost millions of dollars in a foreclosure auction of his Illinois home Monday!
He must be pissed!!
Then again, there are worse things in life than being pissed off! Being pissed on, for instance!
The Space Jam singer took out a $3.5 mil mortgage to build his crazy big dream crib back in ’97, but he’s been having trouble keeping up with his payments for over a year now!
In 2011, the bank tried to strip him of his house after he went an entire year without making payments!
The 20,000 sq. ft home includes 6 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, an indoor pool, a private lake, 42 closets, and over 9000 Golden Shower Girls: Rose Gets Blanched With Gold DVDs.
Sorry you’re so hard up for cash, R.!
You could always go back to school and study to become a urologist!
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