Simon Cowell Loves Smoking So Much That He Thinks About It During Sex

Well, there are going to have to be a lot of changes around here!

Simon Cowell is reportedly expecting a baby with his best friend’s wife, but the man srsly LOVES smoking and drinking!

He told Chelsea Handler just how much he loves smoking on her show when he said he associates smoking with nice things, to which she asked, “Like sex?”

Simon answered:

├óΓé¼┼ôCompletely. And in fact sometimes while I’m having sex, I’m actually thinking I want to hurry up and finish so I can have a cigarette!├óΓé¼┬¥

Woah! Hopefully he was at least caught up in the moment when he was making his soon-to-be child.

Then, the harshest judge in town talked about his oddly healthy side, saying:

“I had to go on a health kick because I have to balance smoking and drinking, which I do like. And then on the other side I exercise and then I have vitamin shots. Like last night for example, I had a liter of injections being poured into me through a drip and at the same time I was having a couple of vodka and sodas. So it kind of makes it bearable!”

Actually, this is starting to sound like he may have a problem.

A drink here and there is great, but needing them while you’re getting vitamins pumped into you?

Maybe this new little life will make Simon soften up a bit, or at least just quit smoking those yucky cancer sticks!

We’d hate for the baby to be around second hand smoke.

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