Madonna’s got her red string wrapped tightly around Jesus Luz!
The 22-year-old model is considering converting to Kabbalah, if he hasn’t done so already, according to new reports.
After appearing in a steamy Graduate-inspired photo shoot for W magazine, Jesus is said to be “in awe of her [Madonna]. Quite simply he can’t get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching.”
Must be something in the Kabbalah water!
Despite rumors to the contrary, the couple has spent a lot of time together recently, in fact – they just went out to dinner together on Thursday night. And Madonna has even offered to take Jesus to the Kabbalah Center in New York, which Jesus is “keen” to visit.
And Catholic-raised Jesus apparently is not afraid of receiving flak for his conversion, saying in an online profile, “It is not important what others think about us. The most important thing is to have a clear conscience, even if I am condemned. We can not forget that Jesus was condemned.”
Uh, right.
