If you have eyeballs and access to the internet, you’ve read an epic story from a Twitter used named @_ZolarMoon.
Basically, the story starts with a stripper (Zola) meeting a “white b***h” at Hooters.
NEED WE SAY MORE.
If you’re not hooked by now, then we can’t help you. For those who want to read or relive the epic tale of murder, a tragic man named Jarrett, and sexy times, CLICK HERE.
Related: You Won’t Be Able To Stop Reading This Twitter Tale Of A Terrifying Trip To Florida!
But wait, the fun doesn’t stop there! We’ve collected some of the best reactions to the Zola story (below)!
Petition to make the #Zola story a mandatory reading requirement in high school English classes
— hazel london (@kwesidillaaa) October 28, 2015
@_zolarmoon THIS STORY SNATCHED MY EDGES QUICKER THAN THEY SNATCHED JESS INTO THE ROOM
— 1-800-THOTLINE BLING (@TVNYX) October 28, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my Jarret, you don’t deserve me at my Zola
— Becca (@xoBeccca) October 28, 2015
New Motto: WWZD — What would Zola do?
— MTV (@MTV) October 28, 2015
“I read Zola’s story before she deleted it” – the “I was at Woodstock” of our times.
— Dea Ex Halloweena (@DeaExLena) October 28, 2015
#Zola when jarrett jumped off the balcony pic.twitter.com/Dq6msnq1T6
— caleb (@crypacify) October 28, 2015
I started reading @_zolarmoon‘s story while I was on a conference call. I might be fired right now. I don’t know. I was busy reading.
— V. Beans (@vinabean) October 28, 2015
“I leave & go down to the pool. I mean, I am in Florida!” #Zola pic.twitter.com/0PhtOffDdR
— Rami Levi (@RamiofTeaneck) October 28, 2015
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #zolaStory poor Jarrett pic.twitter.com/YbXfrSJ8dk
— PoorJarrett (@virtuous_xx) October 28, 2015
Wow, this is truly the gift that keeps on giving!!
#Zola2016!
[Image via Twitter.]
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