Yikes…
In an unexpected rant on Instagram, Saved By The Bell alum Lark Voorhies really let her ex-husband Jimmy Green have a piece of her mind.
The former Lisa Turtle met Green on Facebook and the two eloped after about a year of dating — only to call it quits six months later this October.
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In the post on Sunday, Miz Voorhies listed several complaints against Green including the status of his bank account and the smell of his… unsatisfactory peen.
The 41-year-old penned to her 3,000 followers:
“To whom this may concern. I am single! Jimmy couldn’t fork up a dime for our divorce. There’s an active restraining order that he continues to violate. No sex tape even physically exists. Do you really think he could afford a camera? I gave him money multiple times and put minutes on his Obama phone. You better take a U-Turn on that bus. Everyone in Pasadena knows you’re a joke. Gang Member? You lost your job at Taco Bell. Your penis is NOTHING to brag about! Is it normal for a penis to smell like corn chips? I chose to not be in the spotlight. I am an amazing author (3 Books on Amazon) and I am currently working on a short film that I wrote & directed and putting the final touches on my highly anticipated album! I’m too busy to interact with you bugaboos. Take care and god bless! LV”
OH. SNAP.
Corn chips? Highly anticipated album? This is just way too much for us to handle!! LOLZ!
In a follow up post on Monday, the self-proclaimed “amazing author” posted another photo with an unidentified person threatening to sue anyone who listens to her ex:
FYI Anyone who audibly interviews or has any malicious intent of posting any inaccurate information collected from Jimmy Green will be getting sued for defamation of character and other forms of legality. He is no longer intentionally apart of my life and has no concern for my personal and physical welfare. Any words from him should be completely discredited and thrown out. God Bless! LVA photo posted by Lark Voorhies (@thelarkvoorhies) on Nov 30, 2015 at 9:35am PST
Oy.
Well, now we know that!
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[Image via Instagram.]
