What Economic Crisis?

Between Kabbalah classes and romancing her new Brazilian lapdog, Jesus Luz, Madonna has been busy browsing townhouses in NYC’s Upper East Side.
A Material Girl always wants more more more!
After much searching, it seems Madge has finally found a suitable home!
The cost of the new townhouse?
$38 million dollars!!
It’s good to know the recession isn’t having any effect on Her Madgesty!
The material girl believes her current Central Park West building is “beneath her,” but former bedroom buddy Alex Rodriguez recently moved into an apartment building two blocks away from Madge!
She can’t get out of that neighborhood fast enough, can she???
[Image via WENN.]