Martha Stewart, we officially bow down to your Twitter prowess.
On Wednesday, Martha took to the Twitterverse to live-tweet her AMAZING experience at Cannes Lions. The annual event celebrates people working in the creative communications, advertising and related fields.
Related: Martha Does NOT Watch OITNB!
While you think this meet-up at the DailyMail Seriously Popular Yacht party would all be about business and networking, M.S. just proved this is NOT the case.
In fact, the mogul’s recent tweets features a SHIRTLESS Jason Derulo (hey, why not?!), and f*cking Jonathan Cheban!
Ladies and gentleman, this is NOT a drill! We repeat — this is NOT a drill!
Since there’s a lot to dissect here, let’s start of with Stewart’s confusion over who exactly Jonathan is.
For all of those who are familiar with the Kim Kardashian West‘s official BFF/piss handler, you’ll DIE over the homemaker’s epic shade regarding his “celebrity status”. Essentially, Martha could not care LESS about J.B.’s claim to fame!
Check out Martha’s “tea lizard”-worthy tweets (below)!
#seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy?? He says he is well known pic.twitter.com/9jGJSxz2oV
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) June 22, 2016
Better photo of jonathan who is very famous bff of the kardashians who knew! pic.twitter.com/3gYUs9tcWo
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) June 22, 2016
One Twitter user summed up our thoughts on these messages perfectly, writing:
@MarthaStewart WHAT IS HAPPENING IM CRYING
— morgan (@morgxnbrown) June 22, 2016
SAME.
As for Kimmy’s bestie, he took the situation in stride, tweeting:
Fun dinner with the best!! @MarthaStewart she’s been keeping me laughing for hours! pic.twitter.com/DocxdLXQwy
— Jonathan Cheban (@JonathanCheban) June 22, 2016
Ha! It’s becoming more and more apparent that the 74-year-old is quite the comedian!
But wait, that’s not all!
For some unknown reason, Jason performed for the crowd and ended up without his shirt by the end of his set:
Now Jason derulo is singing for us Quite a show It’s hot and he is shedding his clothes pic.twitter.com/c6ZBvUkgue
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) June 22, 2016
Down to his shirtsleeves pic.twitter.com/4IBbHvCvQS
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) June 22, 2016
Jason really did shed his shirt and continued the amazing show #seriouslypopular #mailonlinre pic.twitter.com/mGM3nugFIc
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) June 22, 2016
Well, our weeks have been made.
While the momma has yet to tweet following Derulo “shedding his clothes”, we hope there’s more hilarity to come. Thanks for the laughs, girl!
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