Donald Trump began his presidency with a flag-waving, god-praising, nationalistic propaganda-fest more yuge than you could possibly imagine.
Nope, we take it back… it’s probably EXACTLY what you imagined!
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It started with Jon Voight greatly embarrassing his daughter Angelina Jolie with a horrifically sycophantic speech about how rough poor Drumpf has had it over the past year…
Jon Voight speaks at inaugural concert: “God answered all our prayers” https://t.co/UYpqI3w42L https://t.co/76R4vTQdkE
— CNN (@CNN) January 19, 2017
After that intro, Donald and Melania Trump made their grand entrance, looking stilted and awkward.
When Lee Greenwood sang his ultra-patriotic God Bless The U.S.A., Trump sang along. Something tells us we’re glad we couldn’t hear his voice…
Donald Trump sings along to Lee Greenwood at inaugural concert: “God Bless the USA” https://t.co/UYpqI3esEb https://t.co/r2ShUB04g2
— CNN (@CNN) January 19, 2017
Next, 3 Doors Down performed one of their newest hits… Nah, we’re just fucking with you. They played Kryptonite.
3 Doors Down perform their song “Kryptonite” at the inaugural concert https://t.co/UYpqI3esEb https://t.co/nUuRnC3eiT
— CNN (@CNN) January 19, 2017
Then, The Piano Guys tried to tell America It’s Gonna Be Okay. They just kept singing it, over and over again…
The @PianoGuys perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration concert: “It’s Gonna Be Okay” https://t.co/UYpqI3esEb https://t.co/yIdXxVeHvA
— CNN (@CNN) January 19, 2017
Let’s not forget about the very patriotic Toby Keith who performed a medley of his hits including Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue!
What a way to wrap the set by @TobyKeithMusic with “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue”! #TrumpInauguration pic.twitter.com/GO01ZPaAR2
— Matt Veasey (@MatthewVeasey) January 19, 2017
Finally, the Donald took the stage and promised to “unify our country” even with his racist and sexist rhetoric!
Donald Trump: “There’s never been a movement like this… We’re going to unify our country” https://t.co/UYpqI3w42L https://t.co/HZsy1EHSRB
— CNN (@CNN) January 19, 2017
And there you have it folks! #Trumpmerica is here, whether you like it or not!
[Image via ABC News.]
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