Barfing all over this!
Mike Huckabee is an infected boil on the face of America, so it’s no surprise he would be totally offensive and inappropriate on Cinco de Mayo.
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The former Governor of Arkansas and “bass guitarist” sent out a stupid ass tweet Friday to “celebrate” the holiday, and it’s a doozy.
For Cinco de Mayo I will drink an entire jar of hot salsa and watch old Speedy Gonzales cartoons and speak Spanish all day. Happy CdMayo!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) May 5, 2017
Maybe he’ll choke on all that salsa! We can dream!
Obviously Twitter really let him have it. It was beautiful.
@GovMikeHuckabee hope the salsa has botulism! enjoy!
— rstevens™ (@rstevens) May 5, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee stick to celebrating your people’s culture of wearing khakis from Sears and taking rights away from minorities.
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) May 5, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee Aw Mike, you’re attempts at humor fail almost as miserably as your attempts to run for president!
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Arnold “Hap” Emerson (@HapEmerson) May 5, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee give this salsa a try pic.twitter.com/m5FIvuYIPV
— The Daddest (@TheDaddest) May 5, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee For Gringo day imma drink a whole jar of mayo, watch re-runs of O’reilly, and then inbreed! Happy Gringo day!
— YoRHa Bi69 (@Cephasff) May 5, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee Great! Here’s some Spanish for you… “chinga t├â┬║ madre, g├â┬╝ey”
Pretty sure Google can translate for you.
— Manny Diaz (@PincheManny) May 5, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee Great idea. Everywhere you go, you should wish everyone a blessed day in Spanish by saying “Soy Pendejo”. People will love it!
— Nunca Trump (@EveryTrumpFan) May 5, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee My dude, just typing “I am racist” is far faster.
— The Wyatt Liker (@AnotherSpammer) May 5, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee What the fuck? I honestly thought this was a parody account
— Amy Lewis (@realnicehon) May 5, 2017
@GovMikeHuckabee will your son be torturing a chihuahua to celebrate, Mike?
— Evan G. (@erg79) May 5, 2017
Ha! Finish him!!!
We all know Mike’s a disgrace, but he sure goes out of his way to prove it.
Maybe we should be thanking him for the constant reminders! And may that salsa burn off all your taste buds, asshole!
[Image via Twitter.]
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