Holy shit, that did not take long!
On his eleventh day as White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci has already been let go!
Donald Trump said his catch phrase (that already existed long before The Apprentice BTW) to The Mooch shortly after his controversially vulgar interview about the rest of the team went viral.
Related: Scaramucci’s Wife Filed For Divorce When She Was NINE MONTHS PREGNANT!
Current White House press secretary (for the moment) Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to make it seem like a reasonable thing to happen, and not an utter failure, in an official statement:
“Anthony Scaramucci will be leaving his role as White House Communications Director. Mr. Scaramucci felt it was best to give Chief of Staff John Kelly a clean slate and the ability to build his own team. We wish him all the best.”
But Twitter wasn’t buying it! See some of the best reactions to Trump’s latest flop (below):
lol this fucking dumpster fire
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 31, 2017
OMG he’s gonna replace Scaramucci with OJ
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 31, 2017
So it goes @Scaramucci is OUT. Being IN at all was another stunning example of @POTUS lousy judgment. This presidency is a killing joke.
— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) July 31, 2017
Dear @Scaramucci you set the image of Italian Americans back decades with your thug talk and “from one Italian to another” nonsense. Later! https://t.co/E5dbJDBMvC
— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) July 31, 2017
I’d venture to say this is the very definition of comedy. https://t.co/5RoMFV9r90
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) July 31, 2017
RIP #Scaramucci. That didn’t take long.
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) July 31, 2017
*opens brain hard drive*
*drags “Scaramucci info” folder to trash*
*empties trash*
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) July 31, 2017
Congrats to The Mooch in fixing the White House in 10 days! #Scaramucci
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) July 31, 2017
Tonight so much drama on the Tell All special as I reunite #Trump and #Scaramucci for the first time since their breakup
— Chris Harrison (@chrisbharrison) July 31, 2017
Mr. Scaramucci had a good run. We’re going to miss him. Thanks to him I pulled my back out trying to suck my own cock.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) July 31, 2017
How the fuck is Scaramucci already out of a goddamn job? Woulda been great at that cocksucker. Fuck piss cunt shit. Buttcock.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2017
HAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/WSKvYxKeOU
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 31, 2017
I’m bummed that Scaramucci will now be just a one-episode guest role when American Crime/Horror Story does Trump.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 31, 2017
You’re really not very good at this @realDonaldTrump #Scaramucci pic.twitter.com/ASSEDUX38R
— Rachael (@Rachael_Swindon) July 31, 2017
Nothing vulgar about bragging about grabbing women by the pussy? https://t.co/JNRiKO2CAf
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) July 31, 2017
Hearing that Steve Bannon “bent over backwards” to ensure @Scaramucci‘s removal.
— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci walking into this morning’s staff meeting… pic.twitter.com/BGkfQLAfzf
— Seth Grahame-Smith (@sethgs) July 31, 2017
The most unhappy people in the world right now: SNL writers who had 97 skits teed up for #Scaramucci when the show returned after the summer
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) July 31, 2017
I send this to everyone. Wrote it last year. Last week I sent it to @Reince. Now your turn, @Scaramucci! ├░┼╕ΓäóΓÇ₧ pic.twitter.com/AZ1TlQ9vjw
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) July 31, 2017
The Mooch is out. Doesn’t matter really. We’re kind of rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic at this point.
— Mary McCormack (@marycmccormack) July 31, 2017
Dancing With the Stars roster is getting full. Spicer, Priebus, and Scaramucci are gonna have to compete as a trio, “The Trumpeteers”.├░┼╕ΓÇó┬║├░┼╕┬Å┬╝├░┼╕ΓÇó┬║├░┼╕┬Å┬╗├░┼╕ΓÇó┬║├░┼╕┬Å┬╗
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) July 31, 2017
Meanwhile somewhere in the United States. #Scaramucci pic.twitter.com/Bj4LrasGCP
— Stefan Krabbes (@StefanKrabbes) July 31, 2017
Damn, homie lost his wife and his job in a week and a half. Talk about taking an L.
— Gerrick D. Kennedy (@GerrickKennedy) July 31, 2017
You go to the toilet in DC these days & you end up missing a major Trump scandal or firing or crazy tweet. Simply can’t keep up. #Scaramucci
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) July 31, 2017
“I’m going to fire every one of them. They’ll all be fired by me.”
Antony Scaramucci, 5 days ago. Before he was fired.
— Jack Monroe (@MxJackMonroe) July 31, 2017
Waiting for the Trump-#Scaramucci tweet showdown like… pic.twitter.com/gfheDib2sz
— Caroline O. (@RVAwonk) July 31, 2017
FYI, if you bought milk the day #Scaramucci was hired, it’s still good.
— Sean (@OurIronLung) July 31, 2017
Even we were surprised! See, we wrote to The Mooch exactly one week ago:
You will be fired by December.
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) July 24, 2017
What can we say? We’re the first to admit when we’re wrong! Ha!
[Image via CNN.]
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