Jesus Loves Fake Titties!

Oh, boy. It’s getting real nasty between the reigning Miss California, Carrie Prejean, and the state’s pageant directors, Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler.
In a very catty move, which we LOVE, Lewis and Moakler confirmed to Access Hollywood that the Miss California pageant paid for Carrie Prejean to get breast implants six weeks before the Miss USA competition.
Meow!
She may love Jesus, but Carrie Prejean didn’t love the way Jesus made her. So she changed it!
More power to ya, girl! We’re all about a woman’s right to choose.
[Image via AP.]