Yes, we see you, Justin Bieber. Very subtle.
The Yummy singer posted a kind of thirst trap on Instagram on Wednesday, but it wasn’t for himself — no, he’s already happily married. What he’s trying to attract aren’t viewers for his body, it’s viewers for his friend.
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But before we get to what he’s promoting, we have to talk about the elephant in the room — or at least the clearly visible trunk! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the photo to see what we’re talking about:
Yeah, we see it, Justin. We see it all…
But in case you can’t see the tree for the forest, here’s a closeup.
Yeah, you can see The Biebs’ name and address, alright! We’re pretty sure Justin knew exactly what he was doing with this pic — trying to get attention for his friend’s TV show! He wrote:
“#DAVE premieres tonight on @fxxnetwork so I’m wearing my Dave underwear. @lildickygram @daveonfxx Dave on my #calvinklein ?. Watching tonight.”
Yes, it’s all an ad for Dave, the new FXX comedy show co-created by and starring Dave Burd — though you may know him better by his rap stage name, Lil Dicky.
As you may recall, Justin collaborated with Lil Dicky last year on his star-studded environmental comedy track Earth. In case you forgot, it was the one where Justin played a baboon with a huge anus.
Now Lil Dicky is making the transition from comedy songs to straight up comedy.
Yes, Dicky took his viral small penis schtick to the small screen, doing a whole TV show about it. From what we’ve heard the peen really is pretty much the focal point of the semi-autobiographical sitcom, so Justin’s little advertising stunt is actually NOT totally inappropriate.
Not that the Biebs needs much that much encouragement to pose in his underwear.
In addition to being a pop star, he’s also been a Calvin Klein model for the past five years and even recently joined his new bride Hailey Bieber for a sexy photo shoot. So while posing with next to nothing on might be a huge favor for most people, for Justin it’s no skin off his… sure, we’ll say teeth.
Does Justin’s latest pic make YOU want to watch a new comedy show about a musician with a small penis??
[Image via The Ellen DeGeneres Show/YouTube/Justin Bieber/Instagram.]
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